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The best part of winter has family arrived, and let me tell you, i’ll be forever grateful to good old Colonel Sanders for bestowing upon us, the KFC gravy burger. I mean, who comes up with these things? They deserve a raise, if not my appreciation in every way. Life is never going to be the same. Just fuck me up with gravy and hash browns, i’ll die happy.

#gradianstarter

gradiancarmen:

Well I mean anything with me involved is a million times more interesting. But the holiday was amazing, I got to go back to France, spend some time in Greece and Spain. It was amazing! I just couldn’t choose one place to stay in. Are the winters really dull here? Ugh I don’t know how I’ll get by.

Can you please not forgot your family next time? I mean, really, just rude, I like holidays too you know. They are, but I suppose having a sister will make this year a little more interesting. Something had to give eventually.

#dash: carmen clarington #carcla

iain-stjames:

That’s very kind of you to offer, but I’m into guys. I’m sure there is someone out there willing to take you up on your offer, though!

At least you eventually cottoned on to what I was getting at, I suppose.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

iain-stjames:

I’ll take you at your word.

As the brother, I guess that’s the best you can do without our firsthand experience.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

micahrileyvincentberry:

And she knows how cute she is, too. She’s at the stage of trying to cute herself out of things.

Is it working?

#dash: micah berry #micber

micahrileyvincentberry:

I’ll take that. She’s the cutest, but I’m biased, clearly.

I mean, she is very cute. Maybe even the cutest, I could believe it.

#dash: micah berry #micber

iain-stjames

Just about any flavor except anything with peanut butter.

Luckily i’m a much sweeter flavour.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

iain-stjames:

Pretty sure my sister would agree with you on that.

Of course she would. Trust me, i’m speaking nothing but truth.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

asher-mccarthy:

Buddy and I are feeling very lonely without a housemate. Is anybody looking for someone to share with? I can offer an over-excitable dog and all of my mess being hidden behind closed doors.

Is this like, still open offer? Because I am very eager to only have to pay half in rent. This bills nonsense is bullshit.

#dash: asher mccarthy #ashmcc

iain-stjames:

You know what I am in the mood for? A big cupcake. Anyone know where I can get one of those?

I don’t know your flavour, but I have a cupcake for you right here.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

gradiancarmen:

Almost didn’t want that little vacation of mine to end, especially going from a beach to this winter weather. But what have I missed? I know there can only be so much excitement here but still. Fill me in.

I’m more interested in hearing about the holiday, i’m sure it’s a million times more interesting than anything that’s been going on here. Winter makes this place dull as hell.