Sam's Twin

Currently CTeam, Critical Role, my cats, my own DnD game, and AC:O. 27 f. 🌈. Wi. Avatar Art of Eline, my changeling monk, done by Amy T Falcone.

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

If I knew what love was, I’d quote myself.

The Half of It (2020) dir. Alice Wu

[leonputellas]

[justcatposts]

We can learn a lot from them

[julienbakr]

taking the face punch like a champ by flirting with the medic

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[beturbecky]

What if they thought you guys were the demons

[xxstar-bluesxx]

ohmygod

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Absolutely cursed thank you

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[yourethecommander]

[lovefortv]

Bobs Burgers | The Breakfast Club

[lauracarmillas]

ladies meme: [3/3] characters who deserved better → Commander Lexa ↳ I’m the commander. No one fights for me.

[cccrystalclear]

Ms Granger

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU RUN YOUR TORCH ALONG THE WALL OF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TOMB TO REVEAL "HE TURNS HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN" WRITTEN IN BLOOD HUNDREDS OF TIMES

[theartingace]

I had the best idea last night at 1am, no regrets.

[kaworuasdacreme]

[emmrichvolkaryn]

cr + text posts - keyleth edition

[annazees]

plane shift

[augusst-deactivated20200928]

I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

[carmilladaily]

carmilla + laura’s yellow pillow