Man or Wombat?

You might remember me as alegforanarm. Then again you might not. 46 and occasionally in denial about it. Gay, NZ

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[shane-actually]

there’s just something special about cock and balls from the back

[mi-ciudad]

i'm making strawberry-banana smoothies would anybody like a straw-berry-banana smoothie?

[manorwombat]

I would like a strawberry-banana smoothie

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[celinethefeline]

[jetix]

Sony MiniDisc, 1992

[devoid-of-everything]

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[stardustfanfare-archived]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

What’s the meaning of life?

Rubbing bulges with your friends until someone precums through their shorts.

[drudg30n]

what did i just read

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Rubbing bulges with your friends until someone precums through their shorts.

[melonwah]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[vampirecorleone]

HAUSU (1977) dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[lgbtqiatext]

Requested by meepmonstare

[socialistfremenist]