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papa want bull

#mantis #redbull #please

c6nduct9r

My name is penis

mantisitis

im carrying the wheel

handsomeboymodelingschool

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

babybasher

demilypyro

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

t4timekeeper

yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

bloodlvstfvlz

my transformer sub (consensual roleplay): please we're at actual slagging war i can't drive you to waffle house

me: *spits on the steering wheel and smacks it* cars don't talk autobitch, and i'm driving

transformer sub: *engine revs* please daddy i'll get in trouble daddy

me: you want daddy to put a nickelback cd in your player? huh? is that what you want?

transformer sub: *engine revs harder* no daddy please i'll be a good bot

me: a good what?

transformer sub: a good 2016 kia sorento

crabussy

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

worst-roommates-ever

#bumblebee #transformers

scribbly000

oh dear bumblebee.

morgutio-benvolio

cumdumpguru

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

blogurbane

Things we don’t need to hear!

morgutio-benvolio

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

catrabbasso

THATS OUR MAN!!!!!!!!!

molabuddy

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

chryza

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?