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she/her - >30 - lesbian - 🔞 - Shark furry enthusiast - I'm literally seeing gorpvision - @staff fuck you and die

[seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2]

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[billymayslesbian]

i wish i could project this video into the hearts and minds of everyone alive

[rambrandt-the-painter]

wonder if people would like to see me draw actually monstrous women....

[rambrandt-the-painter]

okay you all said yes you can't get mad at me

[crazysodomite]

[targetedknowledge]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

I hear the sound of a glass bottle gliding smoothly across a frozen lake. I say, "No, it can't be...". I look behind me. What i see is downright Aykroydian.

[dogpuppy]

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Mokey Mokey

[lakemojave]

They're gonna cancel me for condoning cinephilia

[lakemojave]

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[segamascott]

[lovertm]

[tall]

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples: