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ryanhatesthis

bubblysun

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ktkeen96-deactivated20141121

ITS BACK

ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

sassafras--manson-deactivated20

IT’S BACK

khan2kool

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

phobs-heh

gonna reblog it everytime

fuckingn00b

Its been a year

mademoiseli

This post is legendary

amvs

Visit Original Link

amvs

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 4000 NOTES WH A T HE FUCK??/

belaroos-deactivated20150115

Im LAUGHING WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A POPULAR MAIN POST IT GETS SCREENSHOT WITH MY OLD URL

captnsulu-deactivated20161211

tHIS IS THE BEST

kaliskadyami-deactivated2018082

cinematicsymphony-deactivated20

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

greencarnations

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”

go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury

if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.

look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”

the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.

works every time

raspberryslut

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

WE IS IN BUISSNESS so A warning to all of the future fans and cryaotic even If hes bein a lil sh*thead I won't act like that didn't happen I might not talk much about it But speaking about it will happen

magnta

Transparent cry masks to use for Icon or your blog Feel free to use them. I appreciate if you add credit of it on your blog :3

#ima use dese #but ya #credit will b in my about n all dat

So Instead of an imagine account This is gonna b a cryaotic fan/rant account Bcuz that dotk means alot to me But like In more of a platonic way than that sounds

I may change this to a fandom imagine blog Without pics or any of that cuz my phone Unless its for a special or any of that I'll reblog if I decide

psych2go

For more posts like these go to psych2go

YOOOOOOOOO

auroranmaiden

people wanting more non-offensive representation of bi/pan women in the media

people calling lesbians ‘boring’ and insisting that canon lesbians are bi/pan and shipping them with men

Yo Sorry Ive been on my other blog My kh rp blog I may make this a rp blog but a diff kh person I'll think about it Meanwhile Send me apps for Android phones to turn vid into gif that wont crash

textsfromkh

animenutcase:

Kairi sacrifices her grammar to issue threats to Marluxia for his treatment of Namine.

a necessary sacrifice

protectbuckybarnesatallcosts

my cousin said captain america is useless and it was four in the morning and i was so tired but that did not stop me from giving like an hour speech on how amazing steve rogers is

touchyourblood

hai this is mah other blog so follow

Ya so follow loosers

nixonsshades

*sees attractive person of the same gender*

I’M GOING GAY

manymoonphases-blog

So someone said they thought this was how bi worked I would be offended but Its so fabu

stripperina

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.