katarina

not god

[halfbloodkatarina]

Gred and Forge Weasley <3

[the-bible-translated]

[kaijuno]

[readsandsuch]

sapphic books I want to read in 2024

[sentientsky]

This is How You Lose the Time War, Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

mutual devotion my beloved

[jaubaius]

Fearless praying mantis

[thereadingaddic7]

@ghost-mantis

[sindri42]

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

[neofooturism]

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp

[meowthefluffy]

Yeah I’ll reblog that

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

as if you had a choice

[harlsfan]

HARLEY QUINN: THE ANIMATED SERIES: LEGION OF BATS! #2

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[eroticcannibal]

This post missed the best one

[blakbile]

😀

[animepopheart]

★ 【歐MIN】 「 13TH 」 ☆ ⊳ miku (13th birthday // aug. 31) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[kades95]

Ive literally always wondered this! Apocolaypse happens-get yourself to a damn museum! They have weapons, armour, usually items to maintain said weapons and armour and theyre usually not that busy!

[poorkanekiken]

the dragon has been born

[poorkanekiken]

x

[valtsv]

so funny to me when people are like “nooooo you can’t just mess around and do whatever the hell you want with your gender >:’(” what are you, a cop? like WHAT are you going to do about it lmao

[valtsv]

you know. i did NOT mean for that image of snufkin to be there but it does add something to this post

[pixiexbites]

[dcmultiverse]

Batman & Catwoman in THE BATMAN (2021)