Slasher Luvr

🕷🕸🩸 she/they/he, AUDHD, genderfluid 🕷🕸🩸 I post headcanons about various slasher villains Occaisonal yumeship content is to be expected Feel free to send requests, I'll have a guide to what I do and don't write 🕷🕸🩸

[sagebrush-and-sadness]

Love that Excalibur writers knew that some women are a little freakish like that

[sugarclam]

I love this absolute dork

[milksickle-art]

ya ya ya ya

[ripcurlreef]

boba <3

[corellianhounds]

Saw one of those posts where someone was like “Boba Fett was only 37 in Return of the Jedi?? He shoulda been at the clubbb” and like. I cannot stress enough how much he was AT the club. He was chilling in the corner but he was at the club. Max Rebo was there and everything

[bubbastit]

Okay here's more I'm parched

[junkfoodcinemas]

Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates Psycho (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock Maika Monroe as Lee Harker Longlegs (2024) dir. Osgood Perkins

[hellxholic]

the face Norman makes when y/n (MEEEE) is sucking him off so good it's overstimulating because he's never felt even the touch of a woman except his own mother

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The Nurse's Assitant - RZ Michael Myers x Reader ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Chapter Three - Horror Hospital ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Author's Note: I feel bad that I'm rushing through this but I really suck at writing long stories. I estimate this will get to be ten chapters at the VERY MOST.

Chapter One: https://www.tumblr.com/hellxholic/817714625337491456/the-nurses-assitant-rz-michael-myers-x-reader Chapter Two: https://www.tumblr.com/hellxholic/817715287526916096/the-nurses-assitant-rz-michael-myers-x-reader

When I entered Smith’s Grove Sanitarium, I was hit with that cold, hospital-smelling air that felt so sanitized it was dirty. I approached the front desk and rocked back and forth on the balls of my feet nervously as I waited for the receptionist to look up from her paperwork long enough to notice me. She was an older woman whose name badge I couldn’t quite make out as the lettering was long since worn off. She looks up at me. 

“How can I help you, missy?” she asked in a thick southern accent, her tone somewhat impatient.

“Oh! My name is [F/N L/N], I’m starting work here today as a Nurse’s assistant. Do you know where I need to go?” I asked her, desperately hoping this interaction could end as soon as possible. 

Fuck, I sound stressed. They’re going to think I belong here as a patient if I keep this up.

Without responding to me initially, she looked something up on her computer. She was probably looking me up in the system. She looked back up slowly. “Right… you’ll need to go through the security check first. It’s over that way. Then you can follow the signs to the main nurse’s office,” She spoke to me like I was stupid. That condescending tone got on my nerves.

“Thank you, ma’am!” I enter the security check at the staff entrance where a man is waiting to check my bag. He didn’t hardly speak a word to me and made fast work of checking my bag. I wished more people were like that. I thanked him and walked through the doors to the hallway. A metal sign on the wall said that the nurse’s office is down the hall to my right. I checked the time on my watch and had to hurry towards the office when I realized I was running a little behind schedule.

The head nurse was a young woman with a small scar on her face and pink hair that definitely was not in dress code. I made a note to myself to ask her how she got away with it for my own future reference.

“You must be [F/N L/N], it’s so nice to meet you!” She got up and shook my hand excitedly. “I’m Nurse G, and I’m the head nurse here at Smith’s Grove.”

I smiled back at her. “It’s nice to meet you, Nurse G.”

“Let me just show you around the office real quick. Your desk is right next to mine, and at the bottom of it you’ll find a button that you can press if you feel unsafe at any point. It will alert the security guards. The medicine cabinet is over there. You are not to administer anything without my permission. And finally I should tell you, we do regular patient check-ups right around this time of year so I’ll need your assistance with those. The patient check-ups aren’t too hard, the paperwork really tells you everything you need to do.” She talked a little fast, but I could understand what she wanted me to do. 

She handed me a clipboard of patients to check up on with their room numbers listed on them and sent me off on my own. It was all moving way too fast for my taste but I had to put up with that because I really needed that paycheck. 

I flipped open the manilla folder Nurse G. had handed me and saw the top patient on my list was a man named Michael Myers. Without reading the rest of the file, I scanned it for his cell number and used the map printout tucked inside to figure out where he would be.

A few minutes and some confusing twists and turns through long, cold hallways later and I was standing right in front of his door. I hesitated. 

All you have to do is knock and open it. That’s it. Nothing more… yet.

I raised my hand up to the door and tapped my knuckles against it twice.

“I’m coming in Michael.”

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The Nurse's Assitant - RZ Michael Myers x Reader ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Chapter Two - Nightmare on 13th Street ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Author's Note: I'm releasing two chapters super close together I know. I wrote them both last night and I'm writing more soon! Also see if you can catch the references I made in here. If you can I'll make sure to tell Michael to give you a kiss or something idk

You can find Chapter One here: https://www.tumblr.com/hellxholic/817714625337491456/the-nurses-assitant-rz-michael-myers-x-reader

Have I lost my vision? Have I gone blind? Everything around me is impossibly dark. I’ve heard that when you close your eyes, you don’t even see pitch black. But this is most definitely the darkest blackness I’ve ever seen. Six loud gunshots ring out behind me and I take off running. Eventually I’ll run into something though, right? Wrong. I keep running for what feels like miles and never once do I feel the presence of anything beside me.

When you don’t know what direction you’re facing, it’s impossible to walk in a straight line. By now, I’ve probably turned to face the gunshots. I make what I think is a complete 180 but before I can walk I see something in front of me. It’s a light off in the distance. I guess there really is a light in the darkness of everybody’s life.

I walk towards it but it keeps getting further away. But whenever I blink, it gets closer. I stand still and shut my eyes and count to thirty. By the time I open them, I see what was glowing in front of me. There’s a jack-o-lantern, just like the ones I see on my walk home. Illuminated next to it is a large knife. 

My hand starts to twitch, moving towards the knife. I can’t control my motion and I’m scared of what I’m about to do. I grab the knife, holding it up into the air and stab it down into the jack-o-lantern.

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I sat up quickly in my bed, sweat dripping down my forehead. I had no idea what the fuck just happened. I told myself it was just a weird lucid dream as I tried to catch my breath. I looked over at the clock to make sure I wasn’t late for work. It was only three in the morning. Still, I didn’t want to go back to sleep and I didn’t think I could if I tried. 

Once my shaking was under control, I got up and flicked through the TV channels again to see if I could distract myself with something until it was time for work. I settled on Night of the Living Dead.

I leaned back in my bed and tried to focus on the movie but found myself starting to get tired again. I closed my eyes for what felt like a minute or two and when they opened up again, the sun was shining through the window and the TV was playing something totally different. I turned it off and got dressed in my work clothes before heading off to my first day at the asylum. Yippee. 

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The Nurse's Assitant - RZ Michael Myers x Reader ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Chapter One - New Beginnings ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･🎃

Author's Note: Hello guys it's Ozzy!! I'm working on a full length fanfic over the summer before I go to college to study mortuary science! (And possibly get a PhD in psychology lolzz) I'm used to writing one-shots and headcanons so bear with me please. Hope you enjoy! Warnings/Contents: smut, caregiver x patient relationship, height difference, gothic!reader, AFAB!fem!reader, consensual realtionship (no dead dove, dubcon, or noncon)

I was walking home from the grocery store when the rich aroma of pumpkin pie wafted underneath my nose. Fuck, I really wanted some pie. Sadly the pitiful tote bag of groceries was filled with the bare essentials, just enough to get me through until my next paycheck …

Oh, shit. I had completely forgotten that I wouldn't be getting a “next paycheck” for a while. I had gotten fired at my last job for the shittiest reason. I hadn't done anything wrong. I was one of their best employees - at least that's what they had told me just a week before they had to let me go due to “budget cuts.”

I couldn't keep ruminating on my misfortune. I knew it wouldn't do me any good. Instead I turned my focus towards the beauty of Haddonfield around the Halloween season.

I set my groceries down on top of a short brick fence just long enough to slip on my headphones and turn on my music. I kept one headphone pushed back away from my ear just so I could hear the crunching of leaves underneath my black Doc Marten’s. It had just rained last night. The smell of precipitation mixed with the fragrance of the houses of people cooking autumn-themed desserts brought peace to my soul.

Halloween was always my favorite time of the year. Maybe it's just because of all the backhanded comments I'd get from old people assuming I'm the devil’s faithful little bitch just for dressing in black. Hearing someone jeer “Nice Halloween costume!” wasn't even funny the first time. 

As I got to the house I saw a little black cat curled up on my doorstep. A lot of people think black cats are bad luck and I've never liked that. I think if you want something to be a symbol of good luck, it will be. It hissed at me and ran off, something I took no offense to. I felt bad for the little guy and I made a mental reminder to set out some food just in case he comes back around.

When I got inside, I set my groceries down and trudged to my room just to flop down on the bed. None of my groceries needed to be refrigerated anyway. I grabbed my remote and flicked through the channels until I found one that was playing some good horror movies (it didn't take too long of course. After all, it was the middle of October). 

Bride of Frankenstein. A classic. It was always one of my favorites. It made me shed a tear as I watched the Creature’s longing for his bride. I couldn't help but wish someone would love me like that but gothic romance like that only exists in movies.

By the time the movie was over, the sky was pitch black. I was so ready to climb in bed and sleep through the night but before I do, I made sure to check my email to see if I've heard back from any of the jobs I applied to.

I scroll through what feels like an infinite amount of rejection emails and empty promises to get back to me soon when I spot one that makes my heart stop with excitement.

The email in question was from Smith's Grove Sanitarium for a position as a nurse’s assistant. It was an older mental hospital that I've heard housed some rather unruly criminals. 

Looking back on it, I vaguely remembered a story from when I was just a kid. I had just moved to Haddonfield when I was around 12 or 13 years old and was starting school a little late into the year- just a week after Halloween I believe. There was a story going around that someone at the school had murdered his family and was sent there. I didn't care much for that sort of gossip from people I didn't know and frankly they had no reason to let the new girl in on any of it so to this day I'm still pretty clueless about it.

Still, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the kid. Kids don't just kill their families because they feel like it. There likely was some sort of abuse going on in that situation that the kid was trying to escape.

In any case, I read through the email further and found that I'd be starting my job tomorrow. That's what I get when I don't keep up with my email. 

If it was my first day on the job I knew I needed to look presentable. I hopped in the shower and made sure to wash and shave everywhere. I picked out a black blade and pencil skirt with some pantyhose to wear in the morning and laid it out on my bed before going to sleep for the night.

Author's Note: The Chapters on this are going to be shorter not only because i'm not used to writing full length chapters but also so I can ensure they come out quickly so I don't keep you guys waiting!! And if you have any requests of things you might want to be included in this story just send them to me in my request box and I'll include them if possible and credit you in the chapter for your ideas if you want ^_^

[creepy-spaghettii]

i fuckinb hate how every fic is about breeding kink/pregnancy/or anything related to the sorts. I FUCKING HATE KIDS AND DO NOTTTTTT FIND THE IDEA OF BEINF PREGNANT ATTRACTIVE OMFG

i can’t escape it, i actually hate it so so much and don’t get how people can even find it attractive😭 i’m literally getting squirmy just thinking about it

i get how i don’t need to post this but i genuinely reached my breaking point and needed to rant

[hellxholic]

this is me with Thomas Hewitt fics 😭

Istg people just do it because they see him as being very animalistic and imposing

When in reality I think he is very sweet and kind in bed and tries to not hurt his partner and make them comfortable

Tommy spent his whole life scaring people and if he's in love he will try his hardest to not scare you

That being said I want more content of him and a reader adopting a child from a victim's family

Once he gets a soft spot for you, I think his soft side would naturally begin to show itself more and he would pity a child and want to take care of them

[princessimotep]

When the fic describes the fat schlong you're about to take

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What Pets the Slashers Would Have With You

Featuring: Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Nubbins Sawyer, Chop Top Sawyer, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Harry Warden, Vincent Sinclair, Art the Clown

Bubba Sawyer

Bubba loves all animals! Especially cute baby animals. I think given the nature of their housing, it'd be good to get some farm animals. I think Bubba would especially like chickens, but you'd have to help him be gentle with the animals. This boy gets cuteness aggression.

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas would also enjoy some farm animals, but he would prefer sturdier ones that can benefit the family in some way. Cows would be especially nice to him. I think he'd also appreciate having a big dog, maybe a German shepherd.

Nubbins Sawyer

Nubbins enjoys bringing you roadkill and telling you it's your new pet. He'll even "care for it" for the whole day to the point where you don't know if he's messing with you or if he's actually completely out of his mind.

Chop Top Sawyer

Chop Top is incapable of owning a normal pet. I think more than anything he wants an alligator. Hell he'd disappear for a few days out of nowhere and come home with an alligator. He knows you have a hard time saying no to him.

Michael Myers

Michael isn't very fond of animals. You remind him that he isn't very fond of people either but that he has a soft spot for you. You agree on one thing: a little black cat. Michael can't say no to a little piece of Halloween to have with you year-round

Jason Voorhees

Jason would be very happy to have a pet with you. He wanted pets growing up and didn't get to have any, so he'd be willing to get any pet you want. What he really wants though is a big dog that can help detect any people in his camp. You agree, as long as that dog can also be yours and Jason's cuddle buddy when it's cold at night.

Billy Lenz

I think Billy would like a lamb. I really don't have much to say this is vibes alone.

Harry Warden

I could also see Harry being a cat person. I think he would love to have a lot of kitties with you, especially little tuxedo cats.

Vincent Sinclair

Awww Vincent. I like to think he likes any animal that's soft and gentle. But I imagine he has a soft spot for birds especially. He's an artist after all and birds are works of art. I think he'd also appreciate beetles with fun colours exoskeletons. And if you got a pet, he's going to include them in his art of you of course.

Art the Clown

I can't see Art being gentle with any animal... he's a freak. But I could see him liking bunnies for some reason. Especially if you got one that was black and white like him! Of course you'd be on top of him making sure he doesn't hurt the poor thing. Having such a sadistic boyfriend isn't for the weak.

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Helllooo

How do you think Tommy Hewitt (Or Bubba, both are cuties) would respond to an autistic reader, specifically one that disassociates (even while mid-task/action), paces, self soothes by rocking and hits themselves on the forehead when stressed?

Do you think they'd be too much for him or would they understand and be able to help each other?

Tommy and Bubba x Autistic!Reader

Author's Note: As an autistic adult who still hits herself and rocks to soothe herself this one hit close to home. And I've already imagined Leatherface comforting me when I'm having a meltdown 😭

Thomas Hewitt

Tommy's mental disability is less "severe" than Bubba on the outside but I think on the inside he still has issues.

Tommy's used to masking his problems so he can put his family first, so he may be confused at first why you would be so open with your struggles.

You probably would get some negative attention from Hoyt. He'd laugh to himself that he know has two autistic (or a less kind word) people in his house.

But I think this would be the moment Tommy stops seeing you two as different. You both struggle in very similar ways.

He's never been much of a gentle caretaker so to speak so he'd have a difficult time figuring out how to help you when you're disassociating. But I think he'd start giving you gentle reminders of where you are and what you're doing if you space out while helping with chores.

If you start pacing or hitting yourself it will probably scare him at first. He only sees that sort of emotion from his victims typically.

His first instinct would be to hold you back, after all hes been trained to do everything physically. But when that only makes you panic more, he learns to start helping by gentle things that calm you down wether it's holding pinkies with you or playing some music on the old record player in the living room

Bubba Sawyer

Bubba has a lot of meltdowns himself. He doesn't know what autism is, but what he does know is that you and him are very alike in many ways.

When you start pacing or hitting yourself, he starts getting stressed out and begins doing the same thing. But if you can explain to him that you need help he'll try his best to do so.

His first instinct would be to hug you as tightly as possible. If the compression helps you calm down, he'll be relieved. But if it works you up more then he'll frantically try to figure out something better.

He'll try to show you something familiar to both of you. Maybe it's his mask collection, his bone crafts, or even the flowers in the fields outside.

But he will keep you away from his brothers by all means necessary. He knows they'll just pick on you for acting like him and he doesn't want that.

Send me any more requests you have lovelies !!

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FANFIC TRADE REQUEST 🙏🙏🙏

okay so for context I am a yumeshipper and my main f/o is Jabba the Hutt from the Star Wars franchise

STAY WITH ME PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

i really want a fic of him but I just can't figure out how to write it because I am just better at writing slashers and stuff

If anyone can help a girl out and give me a short fic of Jabba and my OC (NSFW or SFW with OC info provided in dms ofcccc xx) ...

I will write you a fic of a character I'm actually good at writing (preferabley slasher villains)

PLEAASSSEEE I HAVE REQUESTED A FIC OF HIM FROM THREE FUCKING PPL AND THEY ALL IGNORED ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME 🙏🙏🙏

[hellxholic]

I really like the idea of Bubba finding makeup on female victims and then bringing it to the reader so they can put makeup on him :3

Author's Note: Ahhhh sorry for the late answer I have NOT been active on tumblr lately for personal reasons ;; but I'm back with more slasher smut for everyone !! This prompt is so cute to me ^^ I wish I could take Bubba shopping for makeup sometime. I wanna do girly things with him TT

(Bubba looks so pretty in his makeup ;;)

Whenever you hear screaming coming from outside the house, you know Bubba is doing his daily "chores. You've largely gotten used to it by now but today something different happened. Bubba comes to you with a pink bag with a cute bow pattern. He practically shoves it into your arms and won't let you do anything else until you look inside. You open it up to find various makeup items. They're all lightly used but very high quality. "Aw Bubba, do you want me to put this on you?" You smile at him as he nods excitedly. "All right, pick out a mask and I can help you decorate it."

Much to your chagrin, the mask he used is covered in fresh blood. It likely belonged to the same person as the makeup did. But at least they'd get to rest easy in their own makeup right? He puts it on and you sit him down on the bed, positioned so the sun gives you the best lighting possible.

As you do his makeup, you explain to him the steps. You're not sure if he's even listening, but you know he finds the sound of your voice comforting.

"And.. all done!" You hold up a mirror for him to look in and he squeals excitedly.

"I'm glad you like it Bubba. You can show it off to the family now, it smells like Drayton's almost done cooking."

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Slasher x Reader Headcanons! Random Edition

I combined a list of various headcanons I have for a few of my favorite slashers for you all to enjoy. They don't follow a specific theme, however some of them do contain NSFW themes

Thomas Hewitt

The one thing that makes Thomas happiest is when you’re willing to stand up for him. No one’s ever done that to him before, and truthfully he had never even let himself wish that someone would fight against his mistreatment. The first time you do it, he’s left completely dumbfounded. He’s on autopilot for the rest of the day wondering what the hell just happened. If he avoids you it’s probably because he’s trying to figure out a way to repay you for your kindness. But if you catch him right as he’s heading to his room for the night and let him know how much you care, his heart will melt.

Michael Myers

Michael loves seeing you wear red. He associates the color with the blood of his many, many victims. It’s the one thing he can almost always anticipate when taking another person’s life. And he’s often fantasized about cutting you open as well. ^_^ If you’re down for knifeplay, he’ll be pretty happy. But if you’re not, seeing you in red is a good alternative. If he were to ever get you a gift, it would be red lingerie.

Bubba Sawyer

Nubbins collects just about everything he can from the Sawyer family’s victims, and that includes porn magazines. Bubba innocently stumbled upon them and fell in love with the pretty makeup and the little dresses the girls were wearing. When you offer to do his makeup he shows one to you for reference.

Billy Lenz

Billy lived in your attic for a while and he genuinely thought he was getting away with something. But of course, you could hear him talking to himself every night. He’s not good at being quiet. You start leaving food and water for him every night and every morning you collect the empty dishes. And for all the horny fuckers out there, he is SUCH a voyeur. He will be watching you change, shower, put on lotion, whatever gets his rocks off. Even your underwear will start going missing if you don’t stop him.

Harry Warden

Harry is such a sucker for pinup photos. You HAVE to get some sexy photos of yourself to give him so he can keep them in his pocket at all times. And the more he looks at them throughout the day, the more pent up he gets, and the less you’ll be able to walk the next morning.

Vincent Sinclair

When Vincent falls in love with you, you become his number one muse. He finds himself absentmindedly sculpting your features in his wax figures or giving one of his drawings your eyes or smile without even noticing until it's finished. He loved being together in his workroom while you read or nap or do something while he draws you. And if you're lucky, he'll remove his mask so you can see the way his entire face focuses in on you, as if he's afraid to commit blasphemy by not properly capturing your beauty.

Jason Voorhees

Jason remembers the day you met as if it were yesterday and keeps the memory dear in his heart. You were visiting Camp Crystal Lake by yourself, a much needed vacation. But it was also a tender moment for you. You remembered the story of a boy who had drowned there years ago and you were deeply upset that anyone would try to turn such a tragedy into a stupid campfire story. You set up a memorial site for him, nothing too big, just some flowers or origami or whatever little things you could add in his memory. That night as you were asleep, you had no idea that the boy himself, now all grown up, would come across it and be touched by the kindness that he was never shown. 

Ahh tysm for reading, please send requests if you want me to write anything else !!!