you guys all take this place way too seriously

Addy | 28 | agender lesbian | they/them but don't tell my mom

[maplemarcher]

hey just wanna plug my twitch rq <3 come hang out with me!

twitch.tv/maplemarcher if you can't click the link!

[robcham]

DIY>AI

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[dayvan]

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

[schafpudel]

#saw someone include “thinking possums are cool” as part of their critique of an imaginary strawman earlier

[third-thoughts]

Both isopods and possums sound like something the avant garde bloggers would have been all about until everyone else realised they were cool too

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[pmamtraveller]

by Jessica Cioffi

[depsidase]

[fancycake]

Rocky and Grace are yelling at each other. Rocky stops mid argument to demand that Grace put on his angry eyebrows. Grace immediately stomps to the whiteboard, stomps back over with the dry erase marker, draws angry eyebrows on the xenonite ball. the argument continues

[fancycake]

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[hylialeia]

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

[purplepints]

Oldest human footprint discovered, made 153,000 years ago in South Africa.

Oldest human footprint in North America, made 21,000 years ago in New Mexico, USA.

Oldest human footprint on the Moon, made July 20, 1969 on the Sea of Tranquility, Earth's moon.

[chick-it-out]

for @mysunfreckle

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[cracklewink]

hello, nostalgia store? I’m calling about returns…oh, so we *can* go back but noone will be there? Uh-huh, I see. Thank you.

[mail-me-a-snail]

I am mailing you multiple snails. They are bringing you veggies from their garden 🐌🥕 🐌🫑 🐌🥬 🐌🍅

wrauw...there they go!! thank u little mans