Nightmaple

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[draeneis]

everyone i know in real life’s skype is just their name and the template skype icon meanwhile my internet friends are 

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[relatablepicturesofleg]

I’ve done it. I’ve officially created the worst blog ever.

[maplenight]

[memewhore]

[ibelievethesecondpart-blog]

WHAT A FUCKIN HEADLINE

[cleanwhitekeds]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

I can’t believe Daredevil is a multi-lingual, multi-ethnic 13 hour movie about a blind Catholic ninja trying to stop gentrification

[khoaphan]

[sleepysmilesamirite]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[snailchimera]

tiny octopus~

[lethallycapricious-blog]

LOOK AT  HIM GO

[maplenight]

I just want octopus to have a land form like frogs abd toads. They would be very fun until they were adults and we went to war with them.

[wintersoldeirs]

when you see a person smile and it’s like……holy shit…….what is this magic…………please do that again

[avoidgettingread]

Tear gas

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

[torisoulphoenix]

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

[hollowedskin]

Jesus christ.

[almostdefinitelydying]

also: if you’re asthmatic; get the HELL out of there. tear gas can cause and extreme reaction and kill you almost instantly. your inhaler will NOT do shit. just get the fuck out of dodge. 

[hollowedskin]

Shit. Reblogging for more vital information.

[nehaiya]

^ ATTN: sickle cell anemia:

trouble breathing due to tear gas can cause a crisis if you have sickle cell anemia. I know this because Bahrain, which had protests, had several deaths and hospitalizations due to this. Considering sickle cell is prevalent in people with African heredity and no one’s mentioned this, thought I would share.

[maplenight]

me: (to my mom) yeah mark's having a live stream today.

mom: oh really?

me: yeah, it's supposed to have started already, but he's having technical problems.

mom: oh... wow, get it together, mark.

[girlprotector-deactivated202003]

i saw these little guys at the gas station today & they were practically glued at the hip?!

[weloveshortvideos]

Teletubbies voice over

[graysonsdick]

[warrgle]

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

[mistamistyeyed]

IT’S BACK

[ugh-mari-deactivated20210817]

endlessly-cravingyou

[oweeo]

some things I need to remind myself daily tbh

[noodlemage]

too real

[danphinite]

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

[gengarsbutt]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[paxamericana]

The epidemic began on September 13, 2005, when Blizzard introduced a new raid called Zul’Gurub into the game as part of a new update. Its end boss, Hakkar, could affect players by using a debuff called Corrupted Blood, a disease that damages players over time, this one specifically doing significant damage. The disease could be passed on between any nearby characters, and would kill characters with lower levels in a few seconds, while higher level characters could keep themselves alive. It would disappear as time passed or when the character died. Due to a programming error, players’ pets and minions carried the disease out of the raid.

Non-player characters could contract the disease but were asymptomatic to it and could spread it to others.[2] At least three of the game’s servers were affected. The difficulty in killing Hakkar may have limited the spread of the disease. Discussion forum posters described seeing hundreds of bodies lying in the streets of the towns and cities. Deaths in World of Warcraft are not permanent, as characters are resurrected shortly afterward.[3] However, dying in such a way is disadvantageous to the player’s character and incurs inconvenience.[4]

During the epidemic, normal gameplay was disrupted. Player responses varied but resembled real-world behaviors. Some characters with healing abilities volunteered their services, some lower-level characters who could not help would direct people away from infected areas, some characters would flee to uninfected areas, and some characters attempted to spread the disease to others.[2] Players in the game reacted to the disease as if there was real risk to their well-being.[5] Blizzard Entertainment attempted to institute a voluntary quarantine to stem the disease, but it failed, as some players didn’t take it seriously, while others took advantage of the pandemonium.[2] Despite certain security measures, players overcame them by giving the disease to summonable pets.[6] Blizzard was forced to fix the problem by instituting hard resets of the servers and applying quick fixes.[3]

The major towns and cities were abandoned by the population as panic set in and players rushed to evacuate to the relative safety of the countryside, leaving urban areas filled to the brim with corpses, and the city streets literally white with the bones of the dead.[7]

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

please read the full wikipedia article

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

Orgrimmar during the incident.

[lyinginbedmon]

This is legitimately one of the most fascinating events in online and/or gaming history to date.

[feathersandstripes]

This is honestly one of my favorite Blizz stories after watching a video about it awhile ago.

agenderonna agenderquin

have you two seem this?

[bishop27-deactivated20170522]

Ah, yes. I was playing an innocent level 16ish something hunter at the time of the Corrupted Blood Incident (because when you’re like 10 years old, level 16 was the end of the road since you got your pet up to speed). So much death, so much pent up frustration. I was able to release said frustration when the zombie plague event in 2008 happened, but still.

Regardless, this is something I have ~sort of~ fond memories of in a nostalgic sort of way. I haven’t played WoW since 2011, but this remains fresh in my memory.

[aspiring-dilettante]

I’ve never played WoW, but my favorite part of this story is that this event was actually studied by serious, real life epidemiologists to determine how diseases spread.