[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[sailatina3]

Jobs are evil

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[capacity2]

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

[kosmogrl]

it would be so nice if I could get what I want for once in my life

[kosmogrl]

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

[paperclip6]

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

[blckgirlacid]

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[fairycosmos]

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[quakerjoe]

[ysolt]

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

[dafancyuhinspiration]