fake adult

She/her, 29, send book recs my way.

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[exitwound]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights

[exitwound]

literally the blueprint for cottagecore hoes everywhere

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[soulindisarray]

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

[duchessvongooseberg]

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":

[joeyclaire]

we have no reason to believe art exists

[anxietyproblem]

[maqqneto]

One thing the mandatory ad breaks on Instagram have achieved: dragging me back into tumblr

[lycheeek]

Roselana but make it PWHL

[buffyandwillow]

this was supposed to be a simple comic and then it took endless hours to finish rip. i love their summer flirting across timezones.

i also cross-posted to ao3 if you'd like to leave a comment!

based on something tim stützle said about training with claude giroux:

"I mean, we go at it in the summer, too. Last summer he texted me at like 9PM German time. He texted me, hey can you go run 5k for me, because I wanna, like, check times, and he knows I'm probably better than him, so he wanted to push himself. And I went to the gym at like 9PM and ran 5k for him, and I beat him pretty good and he wasn't too happy about it. He didn't believe me, so."

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[maqqneto]

What I really really really need in season two is Shane with long hair like in TLG. Please 🥺

[ineptshieldmaid]

Annotated reclist: Outsider POV

This is all up about 6.5k words - too big for Tumblr!

Come hither for an annotated reclist of Outsider POV fic, at my Dreamwidth.

27 fics in all, sorted into subsections:

OCs and very minor characters: featuring work by @poppypickle, @baroness-elsa, sleepberries, @frizzyanya, and @notlayingroses

Friends, hockey players, and other dumbasses: featuring work by GlitterCity (twice), halfbaked_ziti, @erisenyo, carry_on_moss, goldengalaxies, mockingb, defcontwo, londonfoglatte (twice), and @theburialofstrawberries

The Kip (and Scott) corner: featuring work by @piracypiranha, wintersteddy, halfbaked_ziti, @toomuchplor, pickle_chips, @keenry, @hollowistheworld, and @agoodsoldier

Weird and Honourable Mentions: featuring work by OscarWilderThanYou and @maqqneto

There's also a definitions section and contemplation of Dramatic Irony and other such things.

[targetedknowledge]

[heohl-art]

The 🔥GYM SCENE🔥 is here✨️

• Hotel gym, 2am •

Thank you so much for the appreciation towards this short Hollanova fan comic of mine~

(I can't believe we reached +60k likes on IG, you're very welcome to check my profile there too~)

Ready for what's coming next?👀🔥✨️

[ceeejus]

🏒

[katzell]

Ilya is such a menace in these Game Changers books. He's coping with his secret long distance relationship by seeking out gay drama like a heat seeking missile. If these men cared for their lives they would introduce him to House Wives and Andy Cohen so they can sleep at night. At every opportunity he’s like, I am in New York! Hello Scott Hunter. I have invited myself to your gay bar so that I can antagonize every man here. Next time I am in town I will do this again and bring an extra closeted hockey player. I will at no point say anything nice to you or indicate I like you and enjoy your presence. I know you are too polite to actually throw me out.

[maqqneto]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79119306

I made a Heated Rivalry Bracket City game for anyone who likes word games!

...What do you mean, it's not that time in the fandom cycle to start creating weird things?