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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

postillfastill

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

tboy-trash

we're far too culturally obsessed with men who are mean and rough around the edges but turn out to be big softies underneath it all when, in reality, most men who are like this are simply dicks

kosmogrl

trauma dumpling

powerbottombrucespringsteen

Sue abuses her position in the Trump Administration (because she ends up becoming Secretary of Defense after Pete Hegseth dies of cirrhosis) to get the New Directions onto the Freedom 250 concert thus nullifying their amateur status and rendering them ineligible for sectionals. Rachel figures it out first but she’s only focused on how it would render her ineligible for sectionals so Kurt and Mercedes have to teach her that sometimes you have a moral obligation to refuse gigs instead of just mercenary ones. There’s drama because Santana’s family is scared of being targeted by ICE so the new directions stand outside of her house singing This Land Is Your Land and drive the ICE agents away and Santana is forced to act really grateful for it. It ends with New Directions doing a counterprotest concert outside the white house where they sing Freedom by George Michael and everybody who was going to go to the Freedom 250 concert goes to them instead. This is all completely forgotten about next episode and never comes up again (in the next episode Pete Hegseth is back from the dead somehow).

#signal boosting this

charl0ttan

faggot-rat

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

filmphotofranz

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

shitter

absolute gold on Reddit today

recklesslyinfatuated2

This has to be a man.

The average woman has periods for 40 years, give or take, so at around 12 periods per year, that would be 480 eggs laid over her years of fertility.

Presumably they hatch into babies? There's no way on earth a woman is going to want to care for that many babies/hatchings, and is sitting on the eggs required as well? Is she ever able to leave the house or, you know, get her damn body and life back?

What a fucking dismal existence that would be. JFC.

tributary

technologistrevolution

even without the neopets solution I am Fascinated by the implication all eggs are fertile and this would result in every woman being the poultry virgin mary with 480 babies