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electra • once a writer, now a reblogger

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[hbmmaster]

pistachios are a classic "two bowls" kind of snack

[flavinbagel]

cherries. edamame. peanuts. What's snacktime without a tasty lil sorting project?

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[wynnyfryd]

“you haven’t gotten to this chapter of the book yet”

[catchymemes]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[thelightcomingthroughthewindow]

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

[newsandstuffisee]

[electra-xt]

hi jason!

[cparti-mkiki]

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[vee-dmsr]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[depsidase]