[legalizegay]

[primarchslut]

happy pride

[revenantwyrm]

FUCK YEAHHH

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[squidubus]

@mossywizard

[skullivander]

At a certain point an Admech has to get frustrated enough to employ percussive maintenance, right? There's only so much chanting over the air conditioner you can do before you start throwing hands with the machine spirit.

[meatsema]

Sunflower! Cmm

[animentality]

[soosmain]

A slightly saucy commission for one @slaanxsh !

Featuring Skarbrand and Nkari

Twas a tad tricky to render the two of them but im quite happy with how it turned out

[pocketaimee]

Sadly, this is only the beginning of Lion's uh... misteps.

Bonus:

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[i-miss-poptropica]

this is also why universal basic income is inherently a feminist issue. like i actually do think people should be able to choose to be a stay at home parent or whatever but until there are meaningful social safety nets so that leaving an abusive spouse after being a housewife for an extended period of time is financially feasible for the majority of women who make that choice, yeah we should be making sure that more people are fully aware of what they're getting into when they make that choice.

like my parents relationship was abusive and my mom was a stay at home for 20+ years and when she did want to leave it took her literally years of planning to be and to actually get out. because yeah, dad owned the car, he owned the house, his name was on the bank accounts, he was financially abusive.

but the fact that she was even in that situation in the first place is because of a whole lot of societal failings.

[wyrmsfornerves]

The Lidless Eye

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

If you mix the dust from a rubric marine with milk and freeze it, it tastes sweet like ice cream

One sec, trying this

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

apohtecary

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

[raven-bythesea]

More fun designing Krenyrr

[80linesofvirgil]

"The Parade" 2023 - Joe Eason

patreon | shop | instagram | twitter | ko-fi | commissions

Another chapter in my "Illustrations From A Gay Fantasia" series

[taibhsearachd]

To everyone who is feeling a little sad right now... close your eyes. Hold out your hands.

I am gently offering you Ring with Cat and Kittens, 1295–664 BCE.

[gh0st-nebulae]

Giant Pacific Octopus! Magnus for Mermay

[tomatojellyfish]

He is truly magnificent!

Does he offer any deals per chance, @gh0st-nebulae ?

[gh0st-nebulae]

Octopus are intelligent and curious creatures by nature and some are even been observed to have a sense of “fairness” in symbiotic relationships with other species. They also love shiny trinkets. Maybe if you offer him something he may give you something in return ;)

Fair warning he has nine brains and his tentacles have minds of their own!