Harry Potter

16 | laurie | france just a fangirl posting hp stuff

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Lily : *on hers and James’s wedding day* that’s the most beautiful day of your life, isn’t it ?

James : *thinking about the time Sirius kissed Snivellus in the Great Hall for a dare* yeah sure

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Sirius : do you think moony likes me ?

James : he literally told you were a ray of sunshine in his life two minutes ago

Sirius : bUt MaYbE hE sAiD iT iN a FrIeNdLy WaY ??????

Remus : *from another room* I SAID IT IN A VERY, VERY GAY WAY

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Sirius : the stars are beautiful tonight

Remus : yes

Sirius : you know what else is beautiful ?

Remus : *annoyed* you ?

Sirius : *sobbing* yes.

Remus : *rolls his eyes to pluto*

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Remus : *laying on the floor, looking at the ceiling*

Lily : what’s going on with him ?

Sirius : he ran out of choco...

Remus : YOU BETTER NOT PRONOUNCE THAT WORD !

James : that’s a sensitive subject

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Lily : What’s something you’ve lost long ago and you wish you could have back ?

James : my innocence

Sirius : the love of my family

Remus : my self esteem

Lily : why are you like this ?

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Pansy : Draco, fuck marry kill with Potter Granger and Weasley

Draco : fuck Potter marry Potter kill Potter

Pansy : this can’t be healty

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Sirius : *holding his wand as a microphone* And we are here with James Potter for a Snivellus update. James ?

Remus : *points at Snape with a fake camera*

James : Still whining about the friendzone

Remus : *turns “camera” back at Sirius*

Sirius : Thanks, James

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Hermione : You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl

Ron : I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Harry could fight in that dress either

Harry : Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

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Draco : *talks about Harry “a dozen times” to his father during summer, climbs a tree to get Harry’s attention, is so confused to see Harry that he fails a spell during his OWLs*

Harry : *is “obsessed” with Draco, is more interested in Draco than in Quidditch, risks his life and his friends’ to rescue Draco, let Draco hold him “so tightly it hurts”*

JK Rowling : I have a heterosexual explanation for this

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Do you ever think about how emotionally destroyed Remus Lupin must have been, on this night of Halloween 1981 ? Do you ever think about him, on a cold night, facing his first full moon alone, still grieved and broken by the loss of his friends ? Do you ever think about how horrible the 13 following years of his life must have been, lonely and empty ?

Because I do and it hurts