just some lil au ideas to keep in mind
your girlfriend decided to kick you out at 3 am and I tripped over your boxes of shit in the hallway in my drunken trip to my apartment now Iām half passed out in a pile of your clothes au
every time you sneak out of your damn house you go through my yard and my dogs wonāt shut up and I am tired of it prepared to be soaked with water guns on your way to your next party auĀ
when we stopped at the red light we were both blasting the same song auĀ
you thought you were alone in the hotel gym so you decided to sing eye of the tiger at the top of your lungs whilst exercising and I found it so entertaining I just had to meet you and tell you how I am now your biggest fan au
does my mail really accidentally get sent to your house this often or are you just taking advantage of my magazine subscriptions bc when you bring it by the corners of a few pages of my gossip magazine are always folded Ā
āI have been driving for the last 5 hours and all I want is some god damn beef jerky, so GET YOUR HAND OFF THE LAST PACKAGE ON THE SHELF YOU MAY BE HANDSOME STRANGER, BUT NO ONE IS STANDING IN BETWEEN ME AND THAT SALTY SNACKāĀ
I was trying to get revenge on my friend for putting foil in my microwave but it was dark and I was full of adrenaline (and maybe a little drunk) Iām so sorry that I wrote dick with marshmallow cream and glitter all over your window au
why the hell is this mall so big and the map so confusing?? Please help me Iāve been looking for a bathroom for twenty minutes au
āsir I canāt give you any more samples this is the third time youāve come here todayā au
youāre used to people having to look up at you and being intimidated by your height, but now that Iām standing youāre a bit surprised to find me eye to eye with you and now youāre starting to regret that snarky remark auĀ
āwhat do you mean youāve never seen the lord of the rings?? prepare yourself for a fucking marathon and lots of coffee my friendā auĀ
I somehow always get you as a cashier at walmart and its always when Iām buying the weirdest shit at the weirdest time āA head of lettuce at 3am?ā āits a long storyā au
you just caught me cleaning up some graffiti on our apartments and congratulated me on being an awesome person and decided to help me clean but little did you know I was only cleaning it so I could have blank canvas au
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