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I'm into Marble Hornets. Call me anon

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Tim: Dave just fucking died

Brian: Who's Dave?

Tim: The guy we had in out basement.

Brian: Oh.

Tim: ...

Brian: You wanna get subway?

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Jay, Tim, Brian, Alex and Seth are all in a poly relationship

[marblehornets-shitposting]

These are my favourite tags so far

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Jay, Tim, Brian, Alex and Seth are all in a poly relationship

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Sorry i havent been posting guys ive been stressed with life

[marblehornets-shitposting]

The only way for any creepypasta or marble hornets to exist is for them to be fictives in d.i.d systems and if they had their own body they would murder.

So the lil children saying ohhh i want jeff to be my boyfriend, you don't want that acid face mother fucker trust me

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Oh fuck 186 followers

This is just a shitty MH account for my stupid lil ideas sjdhd

[marblehornets-shitposting]

The other 3 on a normal day

Masky: They usually hang around Hoodie, or are stalking Alex. To probably try and hurt him for revenge of breaking their leg.

Hoodie: Telling Masky ways they could hurt Alex. Usually just stays in the broken down house he had found in the woods like the feral bastard he is.

Skully: Fucking not near the other two and tries their damnedest to never really interact with them, their target is also Alex and they could be frequently seen stalking them.

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Hey everyone sorry for not posting for like a long time, i got a new phone which will like help me post way more often

Hope y'all had an okay isolation, I know I just like slept most of it away

[marblehornets-shitposting]

How are the four doing during the quarantine

Alex: He spends most of the day in his room playing Animal Crossing, Tim sometimes comes on and steals things from his island. Occasionally throws a shoe at the door when it opens.

Jay: He takes this time to clean around his house, feeling thankful for not actually needing to go outside, he regularly checks in Alex's room to see if the man is still alive only for a shoe to be thrown at him.

Tim: Spends his day how he usually does, but with all the extra free time he picked up on hobbies like cooking. Sometimes he'll binge old disney movies with Brian or go steal stuff from Alex's island just to piss him off.

Brian: He is either seen complaining about wanting to go outside again and talk to people or off the face of the earth for a couple days as all he does is sleep, eat, use the bathroom then fall back asleep quickly. When Jay worries about this man he calls and either gets a very tired Brian or a reassuring Tim on the other side of the line.

Hey everyone, Beka here I hope you guys are doing okay with the virus, and if you are sick from it or just any type of sickness whether it be you are sick from being cooped up or you have a cold and ect. I hope you get better soon, Make sure you do stay inside as it is a way we can help with getting this virus gone.

[metal-ornin]

Pls share

[shittycreepypastaandmhhc-deacti]

Shitpost Brim AU 2

After a drunken night in Vegas they wake up to discover they got married. At first they stay married to mess with their friends as a big joke but as time goes on they start enjoying pretending to be married. What if they just stayed married…jk…unless?

[marblehornets-shitposting]

this came up on my dash when Las Vegas by Tigers in the Sky was on i love this idea so much

[droidsdoodles]

So this is a thing, just dm me if you want a commission. My artwork is tagged under #my art if you want more examples. 

[druid-delaluna]

Recently lost my job due to the outbreak. Please RB and spread this around!

[marblehornets-shitposting]

"Tim, I'm not having a gay time right now; that's bad."

-Jay during that entry where they go... oh god it's been awhile since I watched Marble Hornets. When they go back to Alex's old house!

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[marblehornets-shitposting]

Who would care for Saint Pat's day

Brian, would wear a lot of green and eat sweets as Tim wouldn't be able to stop him.

Tim, would have one(1) piece of green on him that's hard to notice but there do he doesn't get pinched.

Jay, just wears a green shirt, he also get hammered with Tim.

Alex, no.

[marblehornets-shitposting]

I'm little bit of stupid cause this made me laugh when I though of it

-Tim waking up during his little video and Alex showing up infront of him-

Alex: A B0DY has B E E N dIsC0VERed

[no-longer-pheonix-inside]

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

[ghost-of-a-dreamer]

Reblog if you're all three and you want everyone to know.