Marble eyes

Wannabe scientist (under construction), dorama aficionado, lotr follower, all around a big nerd without direction. > 30 y/o She/her.

[finn-shavocado]

[marbleseyes]

Well well, how the turn tables.

[depsidase]

[alpacinosgf]

why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women

[cipheramnesia]

I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn't go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Back in the 90s, someone had script for a dark future cyberpunk movie (it was in style at the time) and them some coked out executive decided to make a Mario movie and just slap the brand over that script.

Also, because Mario at the time didn't have like a whole lot of characters, they had to really stretch it. Like, do you know who this absolute queen is?

A fish, that's big Bertha. They based the character very roughly on a giant fish that instantly eats you on a couple of water levels.

And that's the whole movie, a lazy executive desicion followed by wacky writing, and (and I mean this from the heart) Incredible design and execution. Like there's real actual talent at work there. This movie is better than it had any right to be and you should see it.

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[baddywronglegs]

For more where that came from

[ruffboi-mags]

I'm a big fan of "Cused Healing Animations" myself... :)

[vaspider]

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

[vexwerewolf]

[thoughtkick]

“Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted?”

— Unknown

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[toxicfaggette]

Finally a fucking good post

[averycooldad]

God a classic

[emotion-deluxe]

Tectonic plates shifted buildings collapsed meteors struck the earth. People died.

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[puppylovesystem]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[gowhilewedance]

"Well perhaps you could tell me...while we dance."

701 frames, 542 artists, 3 months, all collaborating on 1 animation. Here is the result.

@neil-gaiman @goodomensonprime

[neil-gaiman]

Amazing!

[hanniloli]

So I was watching this old video again because the new Good Omens season triggered my obsession with Neil Gaiman's stories that creeps up periodically ( and his voice is soothing to listen to while I draw) And at about 1:25:30 there's a part that really made me giggle, cause this is what he says when asked about themes in his work:

"I remember once somebody asked me about the kiss that would occur in my books three quarters of the way through, to indicate that we were now moving into act three. And I said 'what'. And they said 'well you must be conscious of it, you do it every time.'"

And I mean...

[neil-gaiman]

It's never planned. It's always there...

[marbleseyes]

Ahhh, the human mind making patterns that we ourselves don’t even know…

[dykescully]

please enjoy this interview with patricia clarkson in which she regrets nothing about never marrying or having children. the possible ways in which you can enjoy yourself and be fulfilled in this world are endless! down with the nuclear family! up with great sexy ass lives!

[wilwheaton]

Good reminder to live the life that *you* want, not the life someone has planned out for you.

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[foreverabrokenfighter]

The slip stitch (or invisible stitch) was created to hide seams and later used by surgeons.

My cousin is a surgeon and was sewing something and used that stitch and then froze and said “Wait this isn’t a person.”

Grandma said “We used it first keep going.”

[duckbunny]

remember not to embroider the patient

[theanishimori]

why not

[mapsontheweb]

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

[a-book-of-creatures]

Average trip to Florida

[whetstonefires]

we must take the ring to jacksonville

[lemonsharks]

[marbleseyes]

This is not a crossover I would ever think I needed, but I absolutely need it!

[dasloddl]

[skywewe]

The good omens lore is so good, wish the bible was real and not just made up for the GOCU

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[dduane]

…Older. :)

[marbleseyes]

Recently turned 32!