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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[ckret2]

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

[milowing]

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

[vhen-harel]

[evilwizard]

say no more

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

[superliz6]

@zevri it’s snack time

[ranchuppi]

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

[dogpuppy]

[puffin-nuffin]

Has this been done yet?

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[vivisextion]

In case you needed to hear this today, you’re setting a good example by being a reprehensible pervert. It’s your moral duty, in fact. Especially in this day and age.

[letterful]

[gothredy]

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[lumiart1]

My male god Oc. God of the Underworld. Mortals and Immortals see him as the kind and graceful guardian to the dead, and protector of Fallen spirits who are yet to be reincarnated.

Done in watercolor.

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

...why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It's more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[stevviefox]

A very enjoyable post. Thank you both!

[zhenya-grey]

@brightlotusmoon @boyslit hehe

[mmelete]

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