tokay but you know what is the truly GAYEST barbie movie ever and I, a sapphic, loved:
barbie and the diamond castle
a story of two lesbian farmers who live in a hut together in the middle of the forest, even sleep in the same bedroom
they make music.
lesbian music.
they go out together every morning, singing about how much they love each other
there is nothing heterosexual about those looks, btw
they literally find two heart-shaped stones that they wear to symbolise their ‘friendship’ and then hold hands
their strong bond is the main theme throughout the movie, and two twin brothers fall for them but the girls leave them at first and go off together (that lesbian activity), of course they meet up again because the gayness cannot be obvious
they never end up with the boys and actually return home together after all the drama
like, this is the ending shot of their story
not to mention the soundtrack has gay classics like ‘connected’ and ‘two voices, one song’
excerpt from ‘connected’:
It’s not an accident, the time we spent apart, But now we’re so close, I can always find you right here in my heart.
and
Everytime that I breathe, I can feel the energy, Reachin’ out, Flowin’ through, You to me and me to you. Wake or dream, Walk or stand, You are everywhere I am. Seperate souls, unified, Touching at the speed of light!
excerpt from two voices, one song
And anywhere you are you know I’ll be around And when you call my name I’ll listen for the sound If I could wish for one thing I take the smile that you bring Wherever you go in this world I’ll come along Together we dream the same dream Forever I’m here for you, you’re here for me
bonus:
VERDICT:
CATCH THAT LESBIAN FARMER ACTIVITY
