Marcus' Merchantry Column

Marcus Tiberius Quintus. Cheydinhal diarist: rp blog set 10+ years after TES V: Skyrim.

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Taking questions about how I’m doing

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Hello! How is your month of Rain’s Hand going? - Marcus

Ah sbit msrcus it's alright how about you buddy

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Sun’s Height is going very well for me

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I swear I was cursed by Akatosh because time seems to be escalting at an alarming rate with no hint of slowing

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It is for me too! I can’t believe I’m already engaged!

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Congratz on the engagment. Mara's blessings to you and yours

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I’m not sure what my relatives in Leyawiin will think about me marrying a lady from the former House Hlaalu

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TES6 should replace the Bretons with actual French people and gaslight us about the Breton lore being real life facts and history about France the entire time.

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We call them “furries.” Nobles are strange - Dorian

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Talos???? Are you really him??? The former Ninth Divine? - @marcusmerchantrycolumn

I know there's less people publicly worshipping me, but I am far from a former Ninth Divine.

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Talos is on this web device too????

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Yes? I've been here a while.

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🤯

[talos-stormcrown]

Talos???? Are you really him??? The former Ninth Divine? - @marcusmerchantrycolumn

I know there's less people publicly worshipping me, but I am far from a former Ninth Divine.

[marcusmerchantrycolumn]

Talos is on this web device too????

[urban-farmer-in-nor-cal]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[bigmeatpete69420]

Hello! How is your month of Rain’s Hand going? - Marcus

Ah sbit msrcus it's alright how about you buddy

[marcusmerchantrycolumn]

Sun’s Height is going very well for me

[bigmeatpete69420]

I swear I was cursed by Akatosh because time seems to be escalting at an alarming rate with no hint of slowing

[marcusmerchantrycolumn]

It is for me too! I can’t believe I’m already engaged!

[bigmeatpete69420]

Hello! How is your month of Rain’s Hand going? - Marcus

Ah sbit msrcus it's alright how about you buddy

[marcusmerchantrycolumn]

Sun’s Height is going very well for me

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Thoronir: "I offer the finest prices and lowest goods in all of Cyrodiil."

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That doesn’t look right… He’s scamming people!

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It is considered a crime to serve pudding with glass daggers, on top of it being highly impractical.

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Clavicular Vile

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

Don’t understand what these do

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In Cyrodiil am I supposed to file for a marriage license with the temple of Dibella or Mara? You’d think I’d know better since I’m in my forties… asking because my betrothed (a Dunmer lady) wants to get married soon

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I wonder if there’s a way to reverse surgery without the use of flesh magic

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I want to go to Cyrodiil when I Cyrodiie.

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Oh shit. He’s dead-dead.

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You can kill a ghost?!