Marcus' Merchantry Column

Cheydinhal diarist: 10+ years after TES V.

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Taking questions about how I’m doing

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I want some Bosmeri meat 🥩 No, I’m not a cannibal worshiper of Namira

[uthgerd-the-unbroken]

What does Eidar cheese taste like

Tangy, salty, and with a hint of sweat.

Some of the imperials say it tastes like feet, but I think their weak tongues just can't handle the taste!

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Feet?! It’s better than that yellow cheese they make in Skyrim

[uesp]

Did You Know: Molag Bal naturally prefers lying to telling the truth? The exception to this is if a truth would be more cruel than a lie could be, where he will instead tell the truth.

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So that’s why I had a dream that he told me my privates were ugly!

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Do Dunmer really like sleeping with human men, or is that just my lady friend who’s now my betrothed? She can’t get enough of me, likes it rough. I don’t understand why she calls it a “sweet treat”

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24th of Second Seed, 4E 216

I dreamt I had something attached to my penis, it was a Frost Atronach claw

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I have some questions about elves in bed

[theunlitpath]

okay??

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How bizarre, I’d like to see this

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I am NOT selling my family cemetery!!!

[f0restnympho420]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

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Prostitute

Asset for The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall

Artist Unknown

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I never saw these women when traveling in High Rock

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What does he WANT from my family graveyard?!

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So sore… and I’m doing it again tonight! She said I’m quite energetic, like a cliff racer

[oblivionloading]

Minerals, metals, and glass were outlawed as alchemy ingredients after the Mages Guild saw the dental expenses coming out of Morrowind around the time of the Nerevarine.

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She said I tasted like a sausage fried in butter???

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She… didn’t mention anything about my scars???

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This is my first time trying this. What kind of oil to use for uh 😐

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Butter

Walnut

Coconut

Voting ended onMar 30

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😬 my Dunmer lady friend is going to warm the butter with a flame spell