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They didnāt even see it coming XD
Messy mp100 sketches in a small sketch book
More forsaken art I did during the cyclone (FUCK YOU ALFRED)
I will die your daughter.
Finally am able to post this lil thing we've been working on all month! This is the advantage of having 2 different artists with clashing styles! We've really been wanting to draw the funny fish man, mostly because we like his funny anatomy, so here's a funny Christmas comic for y'all!
Merry Christmas and don't go into abandoned facilities full of horrors!
You selfship with Navi? Iād wanna see your selfship sona ngl
you know what cringe is dead I'm the ugly ass groom
As a gift, you don't die in this room! ššāØ
lmaoo
WELCOEM my evil lair
i reblog shit here that you can use on your websites. My collection is small, but always keeps growing...Here's a directory of Thangs and Tags I use...
Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in
get to know my d&d characters!
(or: an ask meme made to supplement a lack of new ask memes)
why did they choose their class(es)? their subclass(es)?
before they met their party, what was their main goal?
what is their goal right now?
if they could learn one spell that isnāt available to them at present, which spell would it be?
do they follow a higher power? what are their thoughts on divinity?
which party member do they relate to the most?
which party member do they understand the least?
what are three songs that suit them?
do they care about their appearance? how much effort do they put into presentation?
how often do they lie? what situations cause them to be dishonest?
what skills are they proficient in? why?
have they ever been in love?
what do they dislike about themself? why?
what is something they love about themself?
do they trust their party? why or why not?
what are their feelings on the people who raised them?
what do they dream about, when their dreams are their own?
do they see themself as a leader or a follower?
what haunts them? what doesnāt?
which of the five senses do they rely the most on?
do they follow their head, their heart, or their body?
what is a promise theyāve broken?
how do they feel about nicknames, titles, or labels that have been given to them? how do they feel about their name?
which of the four elements speaks to them the most?
what stories do they like to tell? what stories do they like to hear?
who do they miss?
how do they mourn?
who would they kill? who would they kill for?
who would they save? who would they be saved by?
what do they seek out from others?
theyāre given a blank piece of paperāwhat do they do with it?
do they seek control, or do they want less of it?
what makes them cry?
which party member do they go to in a crisis?
which party member do they worry for?
whatās a secret theyāve kept?
what is their favorite thing to hold?
what do they smell like?
are their hands calloused, soft, or something else entirely?
do they enjoy poetry?
what are they attracted to in other people?
what are three words they would use to describe themself?
why do they fight?
what do they need to learn?
how do they hug people?
what do they deprive themself of?
when they meet someone, what is the first thing they notice?
what do they see in their future?
what makes them smile?
can they sing? can they dance?
what is the most beautiful thing in the world, for them?
from whom do they seek validation?
which is more frightening to them: day or night?
what was their education like?
whose hand do they reach out for?
what animal do they most relate to?
what makes them angry?
what do they think their role in the party is? what is their role in actuality?
what is a quiet passion of theirs?
do they whisper or yell more often?
what kind of flower would they choose to pick from a meadow?
outside of otherworldly forces, what do they believe in?
what fight has scared them the most?
do they value mercy or justice more?
what is holding them back?
who makes them feel warm?
what makes them laugh?
what was the best moment of their life?
how would they describe their party members?
ive found that when i say āsave me [x character] save meā im usually saying it about a character that has gone through something similar to what im currently going through (ie saying Save me arthur morgan when iām coughing horribly) and it dawned on me recently that itās essentially the same as praying to saints for intercession
let me ask my catholic mother about this actually
ora pro nobis arthur morgan.
Iām very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.
You guys sound like you know what youāre talking about but Iām gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure
Iāve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine āI put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongoā
Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didnāt fully check the dryness then so I canāt be sure):
It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good
Hereās an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me
I donāt know shit about art but isnāt this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like youāve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. Itās like a study on texture or something.
Agreed, this is really cool and also I love the fact that you really wanted to touch some paint, so you just went out and bought a bunch of paint and made your own painting for touching purposes. Thatās striking me as really really cool right now for reasons I canāt entirely articulate.Ā
For reference: Really thick paint on a piece of art is called impasto. Another really fun way to do it is with a painting knife: you can make each stroke SUPER SMOOTH like cake icing, but with visible, touchable texture between the strokes.
More impasto:
art by Jan Ironside, who does THICK IMPASTO FLOWERS THAT I SO WANT TO TOUCH
You LITERALLY sat down to watch paint dryā¦
Museums should have stuff like this on display JUST so you can touch it. With a sign like,Ā āFeel me up! I wonāt alarm!ā
make good art
Only thing about thick impasto is that the paint can get a bit sharp sometimes. Like, Iāve cut my hand on dried impasto paint because the paint stroke was that pointed. -.-;
Every reply on this post is delightful
sorry this is not relevant at all but ive seen this post many times and EVERY SINGLE TIMEĀ ā stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave meā makes me spiral ive never laughed so hard thank you
This entire thread is wonderful. What better reason to create art than pure human curiosity? š„°
Two affogatos š§
Based off an art challenge on twitter!
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: whereās Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? Iām not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you canāt read this in the original Hebrew.
God:Ā Whereās the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?Ā
God: hey whereās Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
CainceledĀ
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr
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