What The Fuck Is Going On

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

[spicymochi]

clown cat

[margarita-skank]

I’m streaming Cult of the Lamb on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/Ionalotofthings

[talesfromtreatment]

Not your typical coat color in a cat

I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.

[talesfromtreatment]

Better lighting and he looks even weirder. What even is this color, sir?

[talesfromtreatment]

... this is now stuck in my head on repeat, so it wins

*edit*

He is now named Grownge, officially.

[talesfromtreatment]

Grownge was available for adoption today for an entire 30 minutes before being adopted.

[bloodenjoyer]

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[honeylemony]

[sleeping-raccoon]

a legendary post and we'll never know their name

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[memewhore]

[prokopetz]

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn't the content, it's the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words "increasingly" and "fucktrumpet" in the same sentence.

[cursmudgeon]

It's the Homestuck accent

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

Thank you so much! This is the absolute worst way you could've described this type of speech

[sufficientlylargen]

Homestuck has a Tumblr accent, not the other way around, methinks.

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[a-yoda-a-day]

[talus-the-broken]

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

[chilewithcarnage]

[dankxsinatra]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

"It's that time of the month again."

"Penis explosion?"

"Penis explosion."

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

[synapple]

[tabloidsores]

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

[evildaed]