Marie Cuttlefish

Yes, that Marie. what do I put here Stay fresh!

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Okay. Callie said to do this I guess.

Also she still won't tell me what her account is on here, someone should find her for me

I'm Marie. Obviously.

I found a phone. I think Callie planted it as a plot to get me wherever here is

I will not be addressing the allegations.

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I'm bad at rp-ing

Marie's pronouns are she/her or something. I don't really know. Mod is @confusedfroggirl and uses they/he/she

Tag for asks is #fanmail which might change later. I'm not super sure how to run an rp blog sorry it's a mess

In character posts will be #marie's post

Ooc posts will be #mod

I'll put ooc comments in the tags

Oh and I only have one thing! No Callie x Marie please, I don't like it.

[marie-splatoon-offical]

hai gorgeous

uh hello 👋

Is there something important happening? It's not often I see anyone here.

[agent4-official]

What does cringe mean

Marie told me deepcut is cringe

[marie-splatoon-offical]

*ehem*

For legal reasons, NO I DID NOT

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Opinions on deep cut?

...

[marie-splatoon-offical]

HI MARIEEE!!!!

-@agent4-official

(agent four really doesn't know how to take a hint)

[marie-splatoon-offical]

I don't care what the coke bottle says, I'm not sharing with callie.

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Haiiiii Marie!!! Got any Pepsi?

@evil-callie-plush-offical

Crab no

That squit tastes terrible

[marie-splatoon-offical]

I like splatoon:3

-@rick-roll-offical

i also like splatoon,but I know what this is.

Four you did this, didn't you. jokes on you, YouTube doesn't work for me

[offical-reddit]

Bonnie: Well, I'm seeing other people use tagging to get recognition to there blog, so I might as well do the same...

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[agent4-official]

Haiiiiii :33

You seem nice i won't splat you ꓷ:

[offical-reddit]

Bonnie: An ink creature, stranger yet.

[agent4-official]

I'm not weird >:[ You're weird! What even are you?

[offical-reddit]

Bonnie: I wasn't implying that you were strange, just all of today. I must say, the costumes at this party are some of the strangest I've ever seen.

I'm a rabbit, in case the ears didn't give it away!

[agent4-official]

youre ... a rabbit? Like a mammal? I thought all the mammals died out?

[offical-reddit]

Bonnie: Interesting, are you perhaps one of those, multiversal creatures, similar to that Fredbear I had talked to earlier?

[agent4-official]

uhhhh

Maybe? I don't really know?

@marie-splatoon-official help this conversation is confusing

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Hi Four. Did you really meet another mammal? This app thing is weird. You should stay out of trouble, stop talking to strange rabbits.

[sickness-offical]

hey… i got you a present..

*hands you a suspiciously virus shaped package*

[agent4-official]

awww thank you

[agent4-official]

Cough cough

[sickness-offical]

oops :D

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Four why would you-ughhhh HEY DID YOU GET FOUR SICK

[sickness-offical]

they didn’t read the fine print :>

[marie-splatoon-offical]

what kind of person just goes around handing people viruses?

[sickness-offical]

hey… i got you a present..

*hands you a suspiciously virus shaped package*

[agent4-official]

awww thank you

[agent4-official]

Cough cough

[sickness-offical]

oops :D

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Four why would you-ughhhh

HEY DID YOU GET FOUR SICK

[sanji-offical]

Chat make me famous ill literally grant u 3 wishes.. Trust.. (im sleep deprived)

[marie-splatoon-offical]

i wish for Callie to stop putting on those coddamn glasses

[aesthetic-offical]

𝒜𝒢𝐸𝒩𝒯 𝐹❀𝒰𝑅🍭

Aesthetic reading for @agent4-official! Very cute character design :) I hope it's alright.

[agent4-official]

ohhhhhh my Cod that's so coooool i love it thank youu <3

(thanks for requesting it Marie)

[marie-splatoon-offical]

i already said I didn't request this

but it is really cute

[aesthetic-offical]

i know there's not much there, but can you do one of @agent4-official if you can't dw

okok! I'll try my best :))

[agent4-official]

Marie! Did you ask someone to make something for me??? That's .... Cool! :3

[marie-splatoon-offical]

uhhh nope wasn't me...

[marie-splatoon-offical]

is it true that you and Callie aren't actually sisters??

i can neither confirm nor deny that

[tgirl-offical]

aren’t you cousins

[marie-splatoon-offical]

why would we be called the squid sisters if we were cousins?

[tgirl-offical]

publicity idfk. Why are the Beatles called the Beatles if they’re not really beetles

Do you know who the Beatles are?

[marie-splatoon-offical]

of course I know who the beatles are, I'm not stupid

(agent 4 made me listen to them)

[tgirl-offical]

mb I just didn’t think Yould listen to inferior music

[marie-splatoon-offical]

i mean they're not terrible

[tgirl-offical]

I wouldn’t know

[marie-splatoon-offical]

thats okay. There are better bands anyway

[tgirl-offical]

true true. Like MCR, Weezer, or Off the hook

[marie-splatoon-offical]

huh, never heard of the first two. OTH is pretty good though. Better then deep cut for sure...

[tgirl-offical]

Big man is chill though. We took pictures together at Splatfest

[marie-splatoon-offical]

oh, yeah big man is nice. We did a concert with him one time but Shiver and Frye yelled at him afterwards...

[tgirl-offical]

aww :( poor big man. those two are pretty crazy... it wouldnt suprise me if some of the things people said aboubt them were true...

[marie-splatoon-offical]

yeah, they're an interesting bunch. Some of the rumors are pretty crazy though

[tgirl-offical]

yeah some are def fake... like the one about them all being spies.but some could be real- like frye cheating in turf wars when she was younger

[confusedfroggirl]

Oh yeah, cheating in turf wars is easy-

[tgirl-offical]

whoa whoa whoa this might be scandal of the century- you cheated in turf wars??

[marie-splatoon-offical]

no I just happened to watch a lot of GooTube videos when I was younger about the mechanics of turf wars

[tgirl-offical]

[marie-splatoon-offical]

is that a picture of a human? It looks weird

[tgirl-offical]

dont dodge the question

[marie-splatoon-offical]

I already answered the question. I worked lobby maintenance as one of my first jobs and learned a lot about the tech there too.

[tgirl-offical]

oh thats sick. any trade secrets the normies might not know about?

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Y'know Judd? If course you do, everyone knows Judd. Did you know the Judd in the lobby, the one that gives battle tips is actually a weird robot thing? I don't really know how it works but Judd is too busy judging matches to tutor newbies in the lobby, so they made a robot to do the tutorials.

[tgirl-offical]

whoa thats crazy, but i guess it makes sense. Judd is too important to be giving newbies walk-throughs. i think its sad J. Jr doesnt get as much attention as Judd does tbh

[marie-splatoon-offical]

well Lil Judd is less known because he hasn't been around as long. At least not to the public. Also there are rumors about Lil Judd, but I've never heard of rumors about Judd.

[tgirl-offical]

what rumours?? i didnt know there was anything alleged about Lil Judd

[confusedfroggirl]

really? well a lot of people say that he actually runs Grizzco since there was that... uhh since nobody has seen Mr Grizz in a while.

[tgirl-offical]

whatttt :( hes just a little guy :(

i do wonder where Mr Grizz is though....

[marie-splatoon-offical]

uhh I definitely wouldn't know....

[tgirl-offical]

yeah and if you did know youd tell us.... right??

[marie-splatoon-offical]

oh yeah, for sure

[spotify-offical]

am spotify

[evil-bread-offical]

Am bread

@elvis-offical @evilducks-offical @hades-official @sappho-offical

[evilducks-offical]

Am ducks

@existence-offical @evil-duck-offical @duck-offical @rubberduck-offical @goose-offical

[duck-offical]

am duckers

@giantduckofficial @eating-offical @cia-offical @irs-offical

[blooket-offical-deactivated2025]

am blooket

@blue-pikmin-strikes-again @guillotine-offical @drinking-offical

[achilles-0ffical]

am achilles

@tiresias-offical @messenger-god-official @patroclus--official

[tiresias-offical]

am tiresias (you stole my tags) @messenger-god-official @hekate-offical @polites-offical @nobody-offical @artemisofficalsdouble @artemis-offical

[littlejumpingjoan]

am Artemis D

@john-laurens-offical @mothman-offical @hekate-offical @fenrir-offical @gaia-offical

[hekate-offical]

am Hekate

@asmodeus-offical @devils-advocate-offical @offical-offical @tyr-offical @freyja-offical

[devils-advocate-offical]

Am the Devils advocate

@grim-reaper-offical @mothman-offical @microwave-offical @cia-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical

[microwave-offical]

Am microwave

@homosexuality-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @eating-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-first-imp-offical

[victorian-child-offical]

am victorian child

@small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical

[marie-splatoon-offical]

am Marie

[marie-splatoon-offical]

is it true that you and Callie aren't actually sisters??

i can neither confirm nor deny that

[tgirl-offical]

aren’t you cousins

[marie-splatoon-offical]

why would we be called the squid sisters if we were cousins?

[tgirl-offical]

publicity idfk. Why are the Beatles called the Beatles if they’re not really beetles

Do you know who the Beatles are?

[marie-splatoon-offical]

of course I know who the beatles are, I'm not stupid

(agent 4 made me listen to them)

[tgirl-offical]

mb I just didn’t think Yould listen to inferior music

[marie-splatoon-offical]

i mean they're not terrible

[tgirl-offical]

I wouldn’t know

[marie-splatoon-offical]

thats okay. There are better bands anyway

[tgirl-offical]

true true. Like MCR, Weezer, or Off the hook

[marie-splatoon-offical]

huh, never heard of the first two. OTH is pretty good though. Better then deep cut for sure...

[tgirl-offical]

Big man is chill though. We took pictures together at Splatfest

[marie-splatoon-offical]

oh, yeah big man is nice. We did a concert with him one time but Shiver and Frye yelled at him afterwards...

[tgirl-offical]

aww :( poor big man. those two are pretty crazy... it wouldnt suprise me if some of the things people said aboubt them were true...

[marie-splatoon-offical]

yeah, they're an interesting bunch. Some of the rumors are pretty crazy though

[tgirl-offical]

yeah some are def fake... like the one about them all being spies.but some could be real- like frye cheating in turf wars when she was younger

[confusedfroggirl]

Oh yeah, cheating in turf wars is easy-

[tgirl-offical]

whoa whoa whoa this might be scandal of the century- you cheated in turf wars??

[marie-splatoon-offical]

no I just happened to watch a lot of GooTube videos when I was younger about the mechanics of turf wars

[tgirl-offical]

[marie-splatoon-offical]

is that a picture of a human? It looks weird

[tgirl-offical]

dont dodge the question

[marie-splatoon-offical]

I already answered the question. I worked lobby maintenance as one of my first jobs and learned a lot about the tech there too.

[tgirl-offical]

oh thats sick. any trade secrets the normies might not know about?

[marie-splatoon-offical]

Y'know Judd? If course you do, everyone knows Judd. Did you know the Judd in the lobby, the one that gives battle tips is actually a weird robot thing? I don't really know how it works but Judd is too busy judging matches to tutor newbies in the lobby, so they made a robot to do the tutorials.

[tgirl-offical]

whoa thats crazy, but i guess it makes sense. Judd is too important to be giving newbies walk-throughs. i think its sad J. Jr doesnt get as much attention as Judd does tbh

[marie-splatoon-offical]

well Lil Judd is less known because he hasn't been around as long. At least not to the public. Also there are rumors about Lil Judd, but I've never heard of rumors about Judd.

[tgirl-offical]

what rumours?? i didnt know there was anything alleged about Lil Judd

[confusedfroggirl]

really? well a lot of people say that he actually runs Grizzco since there was that... uhh since nobody has seen Mr Grizz in a while.

[tgirl-offical]

whatttt :( hes just a little guy :(

i do wonder where Mr Grizz is though....

[marie-splatoon-offical]

uhh I definitely wouldn't know....