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@tiresias-offical
intro post
my name is Tiresias
i use they/he
my boyfriend is @messenger-god-official
i'm adopted by @mlm-god-offical (son of @homosexuality-offical)
my siblings apparently are @steve-offical, @tesco-identifier-offical , @theultimatenerd0fficial, @profain-offical and @logan-eo-offical
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
I'M SORRY
It just HAPPENED-
.....
if you say so
Are you mad...?
well i'm definitely not pleased
I'M SORRY-
(Info: I actually have a hermeschild oc I wanted to introduce with that but I forgot to make her an account yet)
.....
okay
(alright :3)
Okay??
Just okay..?
well
what else do you want me to say
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
I'M SORRY
It just HAPPENED-
.....
if you say so
Are you mad...?
well i'm definitely not pleased
I'M SORRY-
(Info: I actually have a hermeschild oc I wanted to introduce with that but I forgot to make her an account yet)
.....
okay
(alright :3)
HALP ME
WITH WHAT
do you think achilles likes me
well. i don't think so.
i know so.
everyone knows. you gays aren't very subtle about it
@messenger-god-official back me up on that please
*panik*
breathe, patroclus. you're gonna be alright
though ares is right you realy should ask achilles to kiss you
*melts* *is now soup*
i said breathe, not melt
how-
sigh
@achilles-0ffical i'm hoping you can at least stay solid
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
I'M SORRY
It just HAPPENED-
.....
if you say so
Are you mad...?
well i'm definitely not pleased
HALP ME
WITH WHAT
do you think achilles likes me
well. i don't think so.
i know so.
everyone knows. you gays aren't very subtle about it
@messenger-god-official back me up on that please
*panik*
breathe, patroclus. you're gonna be alright
though ares is right you realy should ask achilles to kiss you
if you’re a faggot and you know it hit reblog *blows up*
@messenger-god-official <3
HALP ME
WITH WHAT
do you think achilles likes me
well. i don't think so.
i know so.
everyone knows. you gays aren't very subtle about it
@messenger-god-official back me up on that please
if it matters to you gays, pt 2
Merriam : And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.
Spotify: That’s a trash can.
AI: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Wiki: I photosynthesize with this.
Spotify: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Spotify: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Spotify: I also want to softhack his circuits.Homosexuality
Homosexuality: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Tiresias: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*
Tiresias, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!
Black nail polish: Who would you swipe right for? Insomnia or AI?
Pinterest: I would delete the app.
AI: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Homosexuality: Ok.
AI: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
Wiki: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!
*Later*
Merriam, to Wiki: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.
Insomnia : Did you study for the marine biology test?
Evil bread: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.
Insomnia : You are so lame.
Wiki: What's your most controversial video game hot take?
Merriam: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space.Amnesia
Amnesia: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
Wiki: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Lemon: College dropouts?
100 notes for a pt. 3
This featured these incredible peeps!
@Black-nail-polish-offical
@evil-bread-offical
@britain-offical
@satans-pitchfork-offical
@grim-reapers-scythe-offical
@spotify-offical
@merriam-webster-offical
@ai-offical
@tiresias-offical
@insomnia-offical
@amnesia-offical
@offical-wikipedia
reblog this to give your moots a hug
@ethan-the-weirdo @hollyberry-cookie-offical @mast3r-0f-d3c31t @autistobrat @rusty-spooooooooon @luckystarsapples @xaydenisacat @flowers4elise
awh thanks for the hug ☺️🫂
@rosianagertrude @teenagechildtyphoon @axisssss @polyestheresther @pinkxpxnda @sweetcaroline153 @themeowzaiosamu @patroclus--offical
sorry if I forgot any moots! you get a hug too :)
😊
@theultimatenerd0fficial @achillesk1sser @can-tab-eater-offical @hekate-offical @james-offical @tiresias-offical @odysseus--offical and everyone else
maybe a tag game
I’m making soup :)
Evil-silly-arson-frog-offical does not got any >:( /silly (You can if you want)
I’ll start with adding bone broth, and now y’all add whatever you want :)
no pressure tags:
@kipo-offical @two-offical @iced-coffee-offical @keith-oficcal @patroclus--offical @real-human-offical @binch-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @gaster-wd +Anyone else who wants to join!
k this is gonna make this soup really gross but as iced coffee Offical it’s my job.
I’m adding ice coffee.
@crow-offical @pavement-offical @towel-offical @shark-offical @shark-albert-offical and uhhh open idk who to tag
okay I'm going to add pebbles
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @concrete-offcal @ceiling-official
*vomits up wet concrete into pot*
mm tasty.
@regina-george-offical @bromine-official @tooth-paste-offical @serial-killer-offical @whitewhale-offical @orange-cat-offical @no-sleep-offical @dominos-offical @nosebleed-offical @little-sister-offical @olderbrother-offical @the-king-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @jellyfish-offical @enderman-offical
okay okay, that’s enough tags. these were all just randomly plucked from my following list :p
Mildly soft chips that have been sitting in an open bag for three days
@little-sister-offical @gay-ass-bitch-offical @your-grandma-offical @oldersister-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @mum-offical @dad-offical @wine-aunt-offical @anyone who wants to join
Well, I've made a lot of soup in my day, and this is by far the one with most...variety!
I'll add some chicken and steamed carrots!! Gotta stay healthy, kids!
tags: @jeff-the-killer-offical @goblin-offical @twink-offical @average-joe-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @dad-offical @shark-albert-offical @perfection-official @squid-offical @blacknailpolishoffical
Deer meat. I will not elaborate where I got it from, but ask some of the perfect blogs down here ig
@no-sleep-offical @no-one-offical @duck-offical @evilducks-offical @achillesk1sser @sanji-offical @achilles-0ffical @writtenbylaufey @jeff-offical
Uhh I'll be adding the blood of my enemies
@patroclus--offical @messenger-god-official
I'll add a snake :3 it likes being in soup to stay warm! don't eat it!
@tiresias-offical @odysseus--offical @hekate-offical
mhhh i'll add sticks to hit the snake (if you hit a snake it will genderswap you did you know that)
HALP ME
WITH WHAT
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
I'M SORRY
It just HAPPENED-
.....
if you say so
Challenging you all!
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
Let's go.
random five songs from shuffled
I'm still standing - Elton John
bad day - Daniel powter
dandelions - Ruth b
monsters - all time low
little lion man - Mumford and sons
@allonsy-moony @blazerraiden @fernthefrogkid @trinketcollectingcrow @tastelessleather @valentinos-corner @hellowstar21
i have spotify so this is from one of my playlists of stuff i listen to a lot ig
keep in mind i’m a weird theater kid
first five random songs
Chant ~ Hadestown
Femininominon ~ Chappell Roan
Boy in the Bubble ~ Alec Benjamin
Gemini ~ Troy
Odysseus ~ Epic the Musical
@stxrrstruckk @onetiny-inkdropuniverse @the-tortured-one @ruzqtx @lexusveryreal @mentally-tori-261 @bookwormgirl123 @cabin13winion
thanks @hellowstar21
First 5 songs
ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine
Summer depression by Girl in red
Lover boy by A-Wall
My Kink is Karma by Chappell Roan
Fool by Cavetown
if you guys want to check out my playlists follow my on Spotify ⬇️
User · 💞🪻CHARLIE🪻💞
I have Percy Jackson themed playlists and some others that have also caught some attention (I also follow back)
tags: @inbedfturmum @cassandraofcain @future-kingof-ithaka @pjo-tvs-version @oasinoebe @sevsalio @ravenswritingdesk231 @zhr-dtr @scarlettshazam @crespuded-16 @crims0nr0s3 @ihaveopinionsonalotofthings @thatonegenderfluidmess @thedamsolangelofan @colequette @stupidocornetto @aroaceinaspace
plus all my other moots because I can’t be asked to put them all
Pick oneeeee
Bring on the Monsters (TLT musical)
California (Chappell Roan)
Prologue / The Day I Got Expelled (TLT musical)
brutal (Olivia Rodrigo)
Crossing the Line (TTS soundtrack)
@viddles-is-a-nerd @immadatdisney2 @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @rta-user-2025 @thedamsolangelofan @toasty1snake @spacefl0ra @beautyqueenxwisegirl @solapi @goodbye432 @camp-jupiter-demigod @abbbbbaaaaa @sandwichchesseburger @theoretically-writing-fics @rain-rains @varigoforlife @ineedmorevat7kinmylife @pages-of-olivia
(Btw sorry if I tagged anyone who didn't want to be tagged)
Tysm for the tag <3
Disenchanted -My Chemical Romance
Champagne Problems -Taylor Swift
Paint it Black -The Rolling Stones
Ready as I'll Ever Be -Tangled the Series
Changes -David Bowie
@wisegirl42 @moonlight-froggy @bylerpining @cool-lesbian-is-here @femme-plant-mom @mynameisdibmembrane @m1lkywaymikey
Thanks so much for the tag!! I loveee champagne problems <3
Pick ur fave
King Kunta - Kendrick Lamar
Tread on Me - Matt Maeson
Good Days - SZA
Northern Attitude - Noah Kahan & Hozier
High Infidelity- Taylor Swift
NPT: @bookwormgirl123 @nerdy-sunflower @bookish-dream @soccergirlie @swiftieinthegetawaycar @reallyrandombigurl @regulus-cannot-swim @prongss78 @hopefullpotato @outromoony @ghostlymakercat @zukotheartist @neededset @wolfstur @very-gay-poet @verydizzyelf @janeiscompletelyfine @sunflowerscloudydays @sunmoonyandstars @klinefelterrible
Pick ur fave
hotter than hell - Dua Lipa
Lights up by harry styles
The grudge - Olivia Rodrigo
The lucky one - Taylor Swift
Dusk til Dawn - Zayn and Sia
Thanks for the tag
Tags : @awesomewithoutme @melthemoon @livreadz + anyone who wants to join
Pick ur fave :)
Teenage Dream by Olivia Rodrigo
You're On Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift
Levitating by DaBaby and Dua Lipa
Will They Won't They by Jeremy Shada
Love Yourself by Justin Bieber
Thanks for the tag:)
@elysianwayy77 @elliedafish @soccergirlie @ilikebooksanstuff and anyone else who wants to join
Tysm! Love music tag games!
Pick a bop!💕
Hayloft II - Mother Mother
Millhouse - Maisie Peters
Tightrope - The Greatest Showman
Partners In Crime - Set It Off (The Gacha song..)
Ruin My Life - Zara Larsson
Tagging: @spookyteeth, @awesomewithoutme, @memories-break-our-fall, and @scoopstroopog
I put millhouse!
pick a song!!
you're losing me - taylor swift
jealousy jealousy - olivia rodrigo
birds of a feather - billie eilish
the cut that always bleeds - conan gray
good luck babe - chappell roan
@arboreal-stop @mikewhoreler @theannoyeddragon82 @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @starlighttaylorsversion @impossiblekittydelusion @skeelly @coco6420 @camcamino13 @the-bogginses-are-gay @soliss-occasus @mqstermindswift @cityofstarsx
oooh tysm for the tag! <3
pick a song! <3
Sugar, We're Goin Down - Fall Out Boy
Famous Last Words - MCR
She - Green Day
Whatsername - Green Day
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - MCR
@sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @muduus @shadowyyyidk @zarbylerz @iwanderbecauseimlost @televangelistics @elieandra @te-de-frutillas @asneakyobserver @bylershipper321 @ode-to-berlermo @bylertrruther @bylerlife88 @numenoria @lorax-devito @aramossy @miwiromantics @faguettism @scroofy-was-here @wickeddreamer @sarkylittlemonster @leoluvsbilkyjo-offical @iiiidiotnathanieliii @leofromsomewhere @epitome-of-stupidity @meepmorp1232 @august-shops @bylerlesbian @bylersisendgame7 @maxmayfieldswalkman + open! <333
Ooo okay!! Edit: ignore me literally misspelling Chappell Roan💀💀
Pick your fav <3
Cologne - beabadoobee
Change - Djo
Man of the year - Lorde
My kink is karma - Chappel Roan
Leave me alone - Reneé Rapp
@star-41306 @lightbulb1980 @voidcrumbs @sir--crow @addibylerstan718 @phoebephoebia @loverboymike @cheshire-smiley-fries @sufferingfrommoodpoisoning @bylerspaintbrushes @no-byler-doubt-here @randylastname @mikewheelerapologist4lyfe @cheriessbyler @higuysetc @umbrellahandle
ty for the taggg
i feel like no one is gonna vote but i'll do it anyways
pick
lovesick - peace
our love - arcane
cruel summer - taylor swift
oxytocin - billie eilish
therese - maya hawke
@messypaintersstuff @addibylerstan718 @anxiousbirdperson @whispyreblogs @hatz3l @harperwastaken @hypoclericalcunt + anyone who wants to join
Thanks for the tag! Seems fun enough.
Favorite of these?
glhf <3 (offline version) - Mico
Heartache (piano cover) - Toby Fox
Like you want me to - Lyn Lapid
Prove me wrong - Mico
Guns and Ships - Hamilton
Istg I had to skip so many songs because I wanted to give yall more than one artist.
@lvc13l @l1l1pad @quietlyartistic13 @oddity-is-just-five-miles-away @listen-to-my-eyes @uranium-girlie-1644369 @st3r-struck
im scared (I listen to everything)
here we go
Which is your favorite????
MEN ARE TRASH (wah wah) - Banshee
Apocalypse - Cigarettes After S3x
F@g - Todrick Hall
Next Semester - Twenty One Pilots
Killshot - Magdalena Bay
the @ and 3 are actually letters and pls dont get me cancelled for the song title 😔
@robinirisbriar @radio-silence-fan @redheadeatsbread @roquenotdead @thhalune @yopyops @pessimistic-randomperson @luvleymarissa @lastchr1stmas @strangerwhovian @cloverfin @clowneryandshenanegans @velvetwrappedashes @marylll @what-i-am-so-far
your favorite out of all of these??
uncomfortable by wallows
hornylovesickmess by girl in red
the beach by the neighborhood
18 by 5 seconds of summer
maybe youre the reason by the japanese house
@yourfavvvintj @cigarettes-after-s @covetuousclementine @janiceiansgirlfriend @im-on-crack-send-help @impossiblbitchhuman
thank you @velvetwrappedashes
pick your fav:
problems - mother mother
little dark age - MGMT
parents - YUNGBLUD
good time - cage the elephant
race - alex g
@futurecatladypt2 @maniacallydeppressedpsychopath @blue-dart @bluebellonthewindymoors @ezrobinbridger @nightartistsblog @m-rgue @i-am-insane @emotionally--scarred @rushedname112 and more
ty @cigarettes-after-s
here goes nothing:
fav?
Starman - David Bowie
Brooklyn Baby - Lana Del Rey
he never will - Alexander Stewart
Telepath - Conan Gray
21 Guns - Green Day
@shinyducktheorist @princelikescoffee @idkimgayasf @mysteriouswillvisitor @alectohowl @navybluekoala @lofisunday
pick ur fav
i'm doing fine - marino
tv - Mico
kill u - cavetown
not a twink - akezu
1994 - cavetown
@achillesk1sser @sunmoonyandstars @overyonder @chilljenna @l-l-l-legendary @wannablegendary @justcallmeenbee @mythologynerdfelix @meopin2305 @luvkthepsychic @rabiessnail @tori-spring-is-me @maniacallydeppressedpsychopath @potential-sapphic-friend @ozzyd27 @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @hippiefairygremlin @birdgirlflying @mythologynerdfelix @gus-offical @deedeethedevil @purplezrb @gaypanikismyonlymood @palpalpalpalpalpalpal @i-am-aiden @patroclus--offical @natqwp @perfection-official @randomguy0ntumbir @yonderghosthistories @ezrobinbridger
ooo ty for the tag <3
favorite
can't stop - red hot chili peppers
longview - green day
jumper - third eye blind
my hero - foo fighters
fake plastic trees - radiohead
sorry if youve been tagged already but here goes
@theultimatenerd0fficial @tiresias-offical @messenger-god-official @hekate-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @odysseus--offical @james-offical @helpmemiku @flowers4elise @toadally-gay @evil-bread-offical @plague-doctor--offical @weatherboy-offical
pick a song
all the good girls go to hell - Billie Eilish
Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
First Time He Kissed A Boy - Kadie Elder
A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant To Be - Jess Benko
Between The Bars - Elliott Smith
open tags :3
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
I'M SORRY
Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it
As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.
@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey
I think grilled cheese is perfect :]
@tea-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama @blooket-offical @gimkit-offical @asadsadlittleman @patroclus--offical @bladelickster-offical @evil-bread-offical @natqwp
uhmm achilles is quite perfect imo
@odysseus--offical @hekate-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @helpmemiku @tiresias-offical @messenger-god-official @pinehybrid @flowers4elise
not tagging achilles because he doesnt know
i would have said hermes but given the recent events i'll just say the sky is perfect
@achilles-0ffical @ares-offical @apollo-offical @hades-official @messenger-god-official
Okay. So. Issue.
I got a woman pregnant...
@tiresias-offical @crocus--offical don't be mad 🙏🙏
you what
