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23 // mi->ia

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unclefather]

[m1stercr0wley]

Your roommate is my sleep paralysis demon

[blushroom20]

Oh okay

[ottermatopoeia]

*naruto runs away from my problems*

[miiriya]

[labias]

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[lepreax-deactivated20181220]

“my wig!!!”

HER WIG…UH”

[fireblenders]

are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

[gaypussyretard3]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[butterflyring]

[clonepa2]

[grawly]

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

[grawly]

[onnihopedream]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[c-bassmeow]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[illmaticraj]

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

[keithsweatshop]

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

[legalmexican]

The Power of Love goes AWF

[sweetener]

Ariana talking to Hillary Clinton at Aretha Franklin’s funeral (insp.)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The future president of The United States and Hillary Clinton.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???