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[aheavenscorner]

Summer comms are open!!

Hi, everyone! University has not been kind to me lately and I’ve been rather inactive, but at last, the skies have cleared and comms are open again!! Thank you to my kind Discord friends for pushing me to do this.

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[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[nightcucco]

This fic is now complete! For @aheavenscorner; I hope you like.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79867511/

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[ace-spadespoken]

Dangerous ad going around on Tumblr ⚠️

For those who are unaware, there's been ads for a/i chat/bots going around on Tumblr. Specifically for "shapes.inc".

Obviously this is immediately worrying as chat/bots prey on low mental wellbeing, loneliness and someone's desire to interact, to then make them dependant and use their services more.

However, the ads themselves have stopped being quiet about that aspect. Here's one of the most worrying ads (aside the one that legitimately encourages users to make chat/bots of their friends' OCs without their consent, while also trying to claim that its "ethically sourced" - not telling us WHAT'S even sourced here - and therefore "guilt free".)

This is disgusting, plain and simple.

Not only is it directly preying on loneliness outright - it's encouraging a user to make a bot out of someone real without their consent. Not even a friend, no - a MUTUAL. It's encouraging parasocial dependency - just LOOK at what the "OP" is saying here: "RESPOND" "DID YOU DIE?" "PLEASE" "I MISS YOU".

It's not just encouraging parasocial behaviours nor just dependency overall, but encouraging users to breach the others' privacy just so they can pretend they're speaking to them.

Ads like this should not be allowed anywhere. Tumblr needs to get rid of it outright before someone gets hurt.

Also, the censoring is to avoid search exploit spambots. Thank you.

[alarajrogers]

Oh my god. I've been complaining about this shit for a while now, but I hadn't realized it's encouraging you to make fake versions of real people. That is horrible.

[linktheacehero]

Happy 40th anniversary LoZ!

[delliebrainrot]

people saying lois was gonna break up with clark because she "felt like it" are so stupid?! you get to see how complicated their relationship is in smallville, lois not being good at dating but wanting clark. she's doubting her abilities and holding herself back from loving someone like clark fully. they love each other so much i will not have this slander

[shrug-shrug-shrug]

really want to explore the idea of anakin choosing darker robes because wearing dark clothing casually is a luxury on tattooine

darker clothing is cooling in the desert, but dying fibers that have been bleached by the harsh suns is a luxury a slave couldn't afford even if their master wasn't hanging a detonator over their head

little ani looking at his new master—who'll surely upgrade his clothes now that he's a knight—and privately wondering why he keeps dressing like he's lower class even after a promotion in what he's interpreted as being the jedi's caste system

realizing over time that that custom isn't a thing among the jedi, but still not being able to get rid of the perception over time

getting to pick his robes and deciding to indulge in fulfilling part of a childhood fantasy—a tattooine free of slavers and scattered with rainstorms, full of sentients gleefully jumping into puddles in dark robes that the twin suns would have burnt to ashes if they were still bound to the planet with chains

finding himself, wearing a black suit designed to bring the entire galaxy to its knees, stuck staring at a young inquisitor-to-be drenched in black clothing, terror, and chains (visible or not) alike. briefly thinking of the irony before shoving the thought away and continuing to move forward

finally being unchained by his freeborn son, a jedi wearing black by choice like his father before him. passing into the force with the image of a skywalker who glows in the sunlight instead of burning

....and so on and so forth

[aheavenscorner]

mending

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Zelda found her fingers running over the stitch she'd used on the gash in Link's tunic — a rather poor attempt at mending, but the best she could do. Her heart thundered in her ears; visions of blood, of desperate confessions to dying ears, crossed her mind.

He lay on the bed beside her, breathing slowly. She hadn't realized how terrified she was of losing him.

in my heart of hearts this is supposed to be TP Zelda realizing she's in love with Link, but take it as you prefer ❤️

——— @zelink-microfic

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

YALL I made such a yummy frozen yogurt snack yesterday I need to share!! (i eyeballed all the measurements and it turned out great)

Only 2 necessary ingredients, customizable, and easy :)

Okay so all you need is:

- a freezer (or Canadian winter weather), parchment paper, 2 bowls, utensils

- raspberries (I used fresh ones but I’m sure frozen works too) (really any berry/fruit would probably work)

- yogurt (I used plain greek yogurt)

- (optional) a few chocolate chips of choice (or really any meltable chocolate works)

- (optional) peanut butter (I used organic because that’s what I had but I’m very sure it doesn’t matter what kind you use)

Process:

- prepare ingredients (wash raspberries)

- put some spoonfuls of yogurt in a bowl

- add raspberries and mash them in with a fork (my yogurt turned this really pretty hot pink colour)

- if you want to (I didn’t but I might next time i make this) add some honey and/or chia seeds

- line a bowl with parchment paper and transfer the yogurt mixture to that bowl (you could theoretically do all this in the parchment paper bowl from the start but I didn’t because I didn’t want to accidentally rip it)

- cover with a plate if you want to and freeze until frozen to your preferred consistency (mine took like 2 1/2 hours)

- once frozen yogurt is prepared, melt chocolate and peanut butter and drizzle over top :)

And there you have it! A delicious, easy frozen yogurt recipe :)))))

[carrotzs]

The Great Sacrifice [Part 1]

"A hero will sacrifice you for the world"

Gonna be slow on posting art cause I'm suffering from art block 🫶

Yum Yum

Also i thought this sketch is pretty cool

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

[ursulaklegay]

daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM

[aheavenscorner]

12 for the Weird Questions for Writers-?

12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules

Oooooh this is an interesting question. I think I'd ask for an endless well of inspiration — which so sorely fails me nowadays —, a long vacation in which I could write guilt-free, and a tall stash of bookbinding material.

[chdarling]

Weird Questions for Writers (because writers are weird)

1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?

2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?

6. What is your darkest fear about writing?

7. What is your deepest joy about writing?

8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?

9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know

10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?

11. Do you believe in the old advice to “kill your darlings?” Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?

12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules

13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?

14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?

15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?

23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.

24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?

25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?

26. How do you get into your character’s head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?

29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?

31. Write a short love letter to your readers.

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?

34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:

35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?

36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice...what do you Know?

37. If you were to be remembered only by the words you’ve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?

38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.

[mother-of-frogs]

[writerxwren]

I swear if LF had actually invested in adapting Lukemara to the screen from the start and thus giving it mainstream visibility the entire Internet would be obsessed with it because it has every cliche thing fandoms foam at the mouth over:

-dramatic enemies-to-lovers plotline

-grumpy/sunshine dynamic

-jaded assassin who is hot falls in love with the golden boy hero with a dark streak who is also hot

-a ridiculous amount of flirtatious bickering

-refusing to verbally communicate their feelings so they spend far too long overcompensating for their emotional constipation by repeatedly saving each other's lives

-a lot of mutual whump (both mental and physical)

-they literally did the "PUT ME DOWN I CAN WALK" trope at one point

-everybody knows they're obsessed with each other except them

-family/friends attempt to play matchmaker with disastrous yet somehow successful results

-they have an intense emotional psychic bond which means that they are both drift compatible in a crisis and highly inappropriate with each other at the worst possible moments

-they have superpowers so their baby also has superpowers

-years of repressed feelings erupting during a life or death crisis

-spontaneous marriage proposal during said life or death crisis

-mutually protective morons

-"If you want to get to him you have to get through me first"

-acting like an old married couple long before actually getting married

-he gives her an item of great emotional significance at a crucial turning point in the storyline, signaling his feelings for her, which she does not pick up on right away thus leading to years of confusion and dating a bunch of random people who are obviously not the endgame

-misplaced jealousy that is resolved during an argument about their exes that is kind of objectively stupid and they both know it

-I AM HIS WIFE AND YOU WILL PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME RIGHT NOW OR I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP (FOR THE THIRD TIME)

Anyway I could go on but you get the picture