wtf the fuck

21, basic af

[acidwaste]

[rustandruin]

Lee Pace’s just out here enacting the mood board for my fantasies of a provincial life.

[acidxshark]

This show is mostly kinda dumb and badly paced but it has its moments.

[mariewood]

how do you make what i consider to be a current threat to my relationship disappear

granted i’m really the only one with the problem

but like

i hate this girl

and her quirkiness and attractiveness won him over once before, who’s to say it won’t again

i’m just very sad and i can’t even tell him myself that he’s falling prey to her advances because in doing so, he’d say that i’m acting like his ex but whatever i guess my feelings towards the situation don’t matter right

[bifelicitys]

Avengers: Infinity War Countdown: ↳ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) - dir. James Gunn 

[memewhore]

[tsundereslasher]

I had a dream about it. It was so real.

[dailyjackiechan]

me as i click the “place order” button thinking material items will stop me being sad

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[mxnrique]

[mariewood]

itching to join this local kickboxing class and i’ve done a trial week at this location a couple years ago and loved it but wasn’t in the market for that at the time, but since my gym money is essentially going to waste i need to invest it in something more worth my time and i think this might be it

my only concern is getting my boyfriend on board since he has his own workout regime that works for him and if he doesn’t enjoy this class then i’ll have to do it alone, which wouldn’t be a problem if an ex-person-i-almost-went-out-with-but-thankfully-didn’t-because-i-caught-the-red-flags-before-getting-in-too-deep didn’t still work there but he does so that makes this all the more frustrating

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Me flirting:

-does absolutely nothing to get your attention-

[bob-belcher]

[bogleech]

how has it been ten years since the Simpsons movie and I still can’t expunge “spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does” from my brain

Who thought it was funny enough to be in EVERY trailer, commercial, web and radio advertisement

Where do they live

What’s their greatest fear and most vulnerable physical spot

[cheaphalloweencostume]

god im not even a simpsons fan, only saw the movie a single time because it happened to be on in the same room I was in, and this also has happened to me anyway

[sengawolf]

I haven’t even SEEN the movie and this happened to me anyway

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i knew that scene before i had a firm grasp on what spider-man was, so even now when i hear the theme music, my brain auto-fills in with “spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does”

[earnedmagic]

one of the houses on the end of my street is home to the members of a local irish folk band so some mornings i’ll be walking out to my bus stop to a rollicking accordion and mandolin like i’m finally setting out to seek my fortune on the high seas or some days i’ll come home to a weary aching lament that is so sweet and so yearning that i’ll miss the drowned lover i never had