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jaruis

Witch Hands Atelier.

tonysopranoproskater69420

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

themainspoon

"Do u fujk with you staying and I going???"

hungwy

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

brucebocchi

butchsaint

#I'm reading this right now actually #can't wait to hear her go WEE WOO WEE WOO

poopmonk

cryptotheism

I just felt someone Z-target me

search-queery

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.