How Bow Da

[bizarrest]

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

[outofcontextpkmn]

I apologize for posting so much Adult Content, everyone :(

[emotionallyoffline]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

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[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[spongehole]

Here’s how Myspace can still win

[cannibalchicken]

[iraffiruse]

[mens-rights-activia]

Rubbery Rob

[yourfriendlygreenhexagon]

This video put me in the hospital.

[mens-rights-activia]

Good :)

[tombwolf]

this is like a fever dream

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, when someone throws me something and I manage to actually catch it:

[moonlickingsadistickunt-deactiv]

when Freud said “Straight men smoke cigars to relieve their latent desire to suck dick.”

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

He said what he said! Meanwhile Freud was out here throwing NECK!

[homolust]

Wait Freud is a confirmed ‘mo?

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

We’re all confirmed mos

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

when a pokemon keeps jumping around and avoiding your pokeballs 

[kraftpunk]

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

why would u do that to your mouth

[2makeroom4thefire]

[zackisontumblr]

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.