Mario Kart Problems

Don't you hate it when you're playing Mario Kart, and that ONE thing happens? Submit it here, and be a part of the kids that experience the Mario Kart Problems!

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So we're at 895 followers. When we get to 1000 I'm thinking about doing a giveaway where someone can win a copy of Mario Kart 8!

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One time I was in second and got a blue turtle shell right as I was passing first so I waited until I was about to cross the finish line on my final lap and then sent it out so I could hit myself with a blue turtle shell as I was passing the finish line.

That is legitimately the most hilarious ask we've gotten so far on this blog.

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After reading these, I feel way too lucky.

y'know, I sometimes feel the same way.

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Mario Kart Problem Number 9: getting hit with your own green shell

That's actually a problem that is already around, I just have to get to remaking it, along with all of the other posters! But thank you for your message!

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Refreshed the style a little! Not so clunky, still a little cheesy looking but I kind of like that aesthetic. B)

Again, Thanks for all of your support! I plan on remaking all of the problems up to the most recent in this new style so keep an eye out!

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Thanks for over 800 followers! We're going to be undergoing a makeover soon with our layout and posters! Plus, we'll be allowing new submissions in celebration of MK8! Stay tuned.

[prguitarman]

Wario’s got ass for miles

[ktullynax-deactivated20161020]

you wouldn’t download a car

[kingcheddarxvii]

Oh cool it’s the classic Mario Kart 64 stage, Rainbow Roa— YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dajo42]

idk mario kart is pretty brutal like there is a koopa in the races and koopa shells are used as a weapon like imagine you were just about to cross the finish line and somebody knocked you to second place using the corpse of your fallen brethren

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jesus christ okay i posted this just before falling asleep after i won a few races as the honey queen and i just remembered my last thoughts before drifting off were “stop koopa troopa oppression”

[padalesexy]

There are 3 kinds of people

those who love rainbow road but don’t pick it for the sake of others, those who pick rainbow road to fuck with others, and those who refuse to play rainbow road due to anger management issues