Cats in my head.

Name is Mario. I've been told that Im a curly kick-ass lookalike. I reblog what I like. 👾now I'll go back to wasting my life on this god forbiden site👾

[such-ratchetry]

you don’t need an education to marry rich

[mariophantom]

You do need to be good looking tho

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[30-minute-memes]

Anime_irl

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[morgueresident]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[someth1ngpersonal]

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

[deadpoolsheik]

[not-humor]

follow not-humor  forfunny

[cartel]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[srsfunny]

Witches And Black Cats

[d7ux]

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[melonmemes]

[cartel]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[theintrovertnation]

Follow Introvert Nation @introvertproblems

[pudgepige]

Henlo!

[stankypurple]

[cameme-desmoulins]

[moniquill]