I’m a predictable biatch so Alain/Mairin please!
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How long will they last? - Endgame, make it to the end
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - A slowburn couple, due to meeting when Mairin is so young. Their feelings blossom over time, rather than being a sudden realization
How was their first kiss? - Quick and impulsive, which lead to a second, softer kiss
Who is the best man/men? - Calem
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - I’m blanking on canon characters she’d be friends with at this point, so some unnamed npc she’s friends with. Or Chespie
Who did the most planning? - It was actually pretty mutual
Who stressed the most? - Alain, especially since they were planning while Mairin was pregnant with their first child
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | [3] | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one in particular
Who is on top? - Usually Alain
Who is the one to instigate things? - They both will, depending on the mood. Mairin probably more so though, especially early on
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | [6] | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | [4] | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Average length of time, although they usually have a fair length of foreplay leading up to things
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They focus on making sure each is satisfied by the end. I can see Alain purposely aiming for Mairin getting off more
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | [4] | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | [6] | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 2
How many children will they adopt? - 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Alain
Who is the stricter parent? - Alain
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Alain
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alain
Who is the more loved parent? - The kids don’t have favorites, both are loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Mairin
Who cried the most at graduation? - Mairin
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Alain
Who does the most cooking? - Alain
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Mairin
Who does the grocery shopping? - They either alternate or go together, although Alain is more likely to pick up specialty items from Lumiose on his way home from work
How often do they bake desserts? - A moderate amount. Maybe once every few weeks
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both are more of salad eaters
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Alain
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mairin
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Mairin
Who cleans the room? - They both do
Who is really against chores? - Mairin
Who cleans up after the pets? - Depends whose Pokemon made the mess
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Mairin
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither gets overly stressed
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Alain
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Mairin
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They usually always do, as Mairin in particular likes the decorations
What are their goals for the relationship? - Always be honest with each other and work together as a team
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mairin
Who plays the most pranks? - Mairin, although not overly so
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