Incorrect-Marissonshipping

Incorrect Marissonshipping Quotes

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Mairin: Babe, do the thing!

Alain: *genuinely smiles*

Mairin [breathless]: Oh my God…

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Alain: I mean it's crazy!

Mairin: What?

Alain: We finish each other's–

Mairin: –Sandwiches!

Alain: ...

Alain: Is that what happened to my grilled cheese yesterday?????

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Alain: What are you doing?

Mairin, downing a shot: Drinking.

Alain: ...You do realize that's milk, right?

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Mairin: I won all eight gym badges!

Sycamore: Wow, Mairin, that's--

Alain: That's absolutely marvelous, Mairin!

Sycamore: ...

Sycamore: ...

Sycamore: THAT'S MY LINE!

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Alain: I bought you a dress.

Mairin: Thank you.

Alain: With pockets.

Mairin: Oh my Xerneas you're the best!!

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Sycamore: Do you have any shaving cream?

Alain: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Sycamore: Wait. You eat shaving cream??

Alain: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

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Mairin: That’s ridiculous. Alain is NOT in love with me.

Prof. Sycamore: Yes he is

Sophie: Yes he is

Cosette: Yes he is

Steven: Yes he is

Malva: Yes he is

Ash: YES he is

Serena: Yes he is

Chespie:(growls) YES he is

Charizard:(growls) YES he is

Lysandre’s Ghost: Yes he is

Alain: Yes I am.

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Mairin: How long does it take until you start seeing hallucinations from sleep deprivation?

Steven: I think--

Alain: 72 hours.

Mairin: How do you--?

Alain, downing his 15th coffee: There's a Mr. Mime behind you.

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Malva: Do you want to know how I really broke my wrist?

Alain: Yes.

Malva: I was hula hooping. Steven and I attend a class both for fitness and fun.

Alain: Oh my Xerneas.

Malva, showing him photos: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the Skorupi, the oopsie doodle.

Alain: Why are you telling me this?

Malva, deleting the photos: Because no one will ever believe you.

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Sycamore: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It's supposed to say "Mairin's birthday"!

Alain: Well, what does it say?

Sycamore: Mairin's bi.

Alain: That still works.

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Alain and Mairin: *Holds hands.*

Alain and Mairin: *Cuddles on the couch.*

Alain and Mairin: *Gives each other gifts for no reason.*

Alain and Mairin: *Falls asleep in each other's arms.*

Alain and Mairin: *Goes out to lunch together everyday.*

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Professor Sycamore, smiling knowingly: So~ when's your guys' next date?

Alain: Date? Me and Mairin are just friends.

Professor Sycamore: *Stares into the camera like he's on The Office.*

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Lysandre: Without ugly people in this world, there wouldn't be any beautiful people.

Alain: Thank you for your sacrifice.

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Sycamore: So what do you remember after falling down the stairs?

Mairin: Umm... I'm not sure. I just remember being driven here by an ambulance.

Sycamore: Mairin, there was no ambulance. I drove you to the hospital.

Mairin: But I heard sirens--

Sycamore: That was Alain.

Alain: I WAS FREAKING OUT OKAY!

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Alain: i want someone to take me out.

Mairin: on a date or with a gun?

Alain: surprise me.

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Mairin: Boy, did I get in trouble at school today.

Alain: What happened?

Mairin: I don't even want to talk about it.

Alain: ...Did it have anything to do with all those sirens about noon?

Mairin: I said I don't want to talk about it.

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Mairin: "Alain, why does your perfume look like a grenade?"

Alain: "First off Mairin, it's cologne. And second, it's manly."

Mairin: "Manly guys wear perfume?"

Alain: "Cologne. And yes. Women find it attractive."

Mairin: "Why does it look like a grenade?"

Alain: "Because no man would buy any that's sold in a perfume bottle."

Mairin: "So it IS perfume!"

Alain: "No, it's... ugh...."

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Sycamore: Somebody’s in love~

Alain: Yeah right, I just think Mairin’s cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Later that night:

Alain: ...Uh-oh.