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volcainist

when your mom makes you pose for a picture

80feetdeep

Do you play any sports?

I run away from my feelings

odinsblog

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

ojalla

me: *speaks it into existence* :)))

universe:

2000ish

vickimilly

daddyusher-deactivated20140816

shrek is the god of self confidence

0iqgremlin

pocblog

fivegum

britney2007spears

fun on the right, business on the left

phoneticmeow

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

ruinedchildhood

bidoctor

#literally me

johnwickofficial

Me

pocblog

Rush Hour 2 (2001)

rubydat98

Niggas really hate taking women on dates now it's so crazy to me

A guy will deadass ask you to chill in the car, or come through to his house, when you barely even know him, but flip out as soon as you say “no, I’d rather do something in public”.

The fuck I look like chilling in some niggas car or at some niggas house if we not even cool like that. I don’t care if you’re on a budget or you don’t got it like that. You find a free activity, use groupon or something and you take that girl on a GOTDAMN date. Act like y'all have some damn sense when it comes to courting a woman.

This is why I’ve been dubbing niggas since 2015. Don’t look at me. Don’t ask me to go no where. Don’t breathe on me. Just go.

taint3edcakes

FACTS

kaomega

I love this conversation cause someone is gone be like, “we all don’t got it like that” but then never realize that you can take a girl to the park, spend like $10 getting snacks from a corner store/ gas station and just cloud gaze and talk and I promise you, she’ll appreciate even that little bit of effort despite your lack of funds

taint3edcakes

☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾