hoffinator

occasional sawposting and unhinged character thirst

[ashlinxloves]

"Guys.. guys, is it obvious I have daddy issues?" I says as I look at the men I am obsessed with......

[athenaluciscaelum-deactivated20]

[markhoffmans600ccbreastimplants]

ignore the vid caption i wanted it cropped but

[umbransister]

When a fanfic has good writing, 10k words a chapter, slowburn and an author who is active

[leonkennedy4ever]

[phantomskadi]

The Himedanshi Crusaders‼️ (+ homophobic dog)

[zg0nuwa]

i’m not switching between my hyperfixations because i’m autistic, i’m just a whore

[nahctar]

I dreamed about this last night, and it was based on season 1 rex and i farted whilst thinking about it when i woke up. I HAD to draw it

[macabrebatz]

I can’t drive but I can write Saw fanfiction at 3 am so clearly my priorities are straight.

[markhoffmans600ccbreastimplants]

i love explaining marks body to my 30-40 year old coworkers.

“What do you like about this guy?”

“I like how femininely built he is-“

“oh my god”

“don’t forget his lip fillers.”

then they started joking abt it

“Look at him from the front and then the side, got abs and a huge ass”

“Best of both worlds”

real interaction btw

[sjweminem]

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

[hivemindz]

geeked vs locked in

[hivemindz]

bro fucking SUCKS at cooking

[markhoffmans600ccbreastimplants]

i will never get over tapps vegeta hairline

[markhoffmansleftnipple]

[sjweminem]

it is soooo sexy how fucking stupid he looks in this scene i need to clamp down on his throat like a lamprey