markiplier cinematic universe

markiplier egos and wkm/adwm/iswm. Also off topic stuff. I also write some things and roleplay. DA OC RP account: @merrick-of-violet Yancy RP account: @jailbirdyance

[captain-neutrino]

Dark can't see color, so Wilford gives him the brightest outfit ever, telling him it's black and white :D

Darkiplier has achromatopsia but he also has the common sense to not trust Wilford

[markidarker]

friendo moot <3

Aww thank you friendo! 😊

[koivulehma]

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

[mr-deep-downer]

[deathtokillian]

For context she made a tiktok dancing to a country song and people were saying "I bet she doesn't even know how to start a tractor". So she started the tracker up and drove it.

[markidarker]

Oh look it's the memories of my upbringing 🤣😭

[markidarker]

Friendo moot :>

Yay friendo! 😁

[kisuga]

who am i y’all

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

Please please PLEASE tell me!!!

[fischyplier]

Happy birthday to this man, and this man only! <3

[echo-echo31]

Every mark photo i have saved on my phone rn because why not

[inspacewithchica]

Every photo on my phone save any fanart

[markidarker]

I can explain

[echo-echo31]

I'm having a *moment*

Wtf is this?

No one will ever and could ever look this good again like...I'm just STARING...it's not even sexual it's just like staring at a Greek sculpture in disbelief like...that's the Stuff. Whatever the Stuff is he has it. Jesus Christ never mind simpin on main I'm bloody committing some kind of mortal sin the devil hasnt put VAT on yet...

[copperbadge]

Wake up babe, new gender dropped. 

[Description: A screengrab of a menu from a website; it lists three options, “Gifts for Her” “Gifts for Him” and “Gifts for The Host”.]

[markidarker]

@ask-thehost :3

[markidarker]

If every time cis men had sex, they risked death, physical disability, social shunning, a life altering disruption of their careers or education, and the sudden life long responsibility for another human being...

They'd probably expect a choice in the matter.

[markidarker]

Amazing artwork commissioned from the incredibly talented @the-dance-of-italy ! They were super nice and made the process so easy. Highly recommend!

I'm over the moon right now! It's my OC Merrick Blackthorne and The Drowned Man, aka Daniel Rivers, an rp blog belonging to @prinxejeanne

Oh bestie, can you guess what the scene is inspired from? >:)

[fischyplier]

Gifset for the lovely anon!

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[markidarker]

@prinxejeanne guess who I thought of 🤣🤣🤣

[the-golden-dragoness]

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

[jewishdragon]

Ok i scrolled past the first post about this and so this is the second one I saw, but they both fail to mention HE CALLED IN USING CHARACTER VOICES

[t4timekeeper]

[first clip]

Woman: This is a hotline to report instances of voter fraud.

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Soos Ramírez: Okay, yeah, I saw what I believe is a voter fraud situation?

Woman: Can you please describe it for me?

Hirsch: Um... so I saw a man, uh... he walked into this- this building. Uh, and he was wearing a black- he had a, a black hat, black mask, a striped... shirt and a, uh, red tie. And, um... I believe there were hamburgers in his bag? And he was saying "robble robble," as he was exiting the building? Like a burglar.

Woman: [unintelligible]

Hirsch: Y'know, I think- I think he's probably antifa. Can I speak to Rudy Giuliani?

[dial tone]

[second clip]

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Stanley "Stan" Pines: Hi, I'd like to report an incident of voter fraud.

Woman: Uh, yes sir.

Hirsch: Yeah, so I, um- I committed some voter fraud. I'm very proud of it, and I'd like to tell Mr. Rudy Giuliani about it.

Woman, in a flat tone: Great. Um. Awesome.

Hirsch: My name is Stan Pines. P-I-N-E-E-S. You got that down?

Woman: ...Yes.

Hirsch: So, y'know, I- I went in there and, uh, I had a big ol' sack. And I just started, just takin' ballots out of the box. And I, y'know, I- I didn't even- I didn't even try to hide it. I waved to the crowd, I blew them kisses. And uh, y'know, I think I'm kind of a local hero and I'd, uh, I'd like Rudy to give me a medal or somethin'.

[dial tone]

Hirsch, corpsing: She hung up on me!

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[markidarker]

I'm gonna do ALL the writing when I get home. I've cried several times today and I need to channel some feelings.

[prinxejeanne]

Here's my Darkiplier art for #HotVoidSummer!!

(It's not NSFW, but it's a little sexy skjdks)

(I gave them badonkers >:] )

[markidarker]

Packin' some real bohonkadonkeros