Markie

Just a puppy who was let on the internet Hockey | Formula | Motogp he/they ao3: Dead_cat03

[zilizili]

Uncle Marc!!

[godsworstson]

he was the best guy arouuuund!!

what about all the people he murdered?

what murdaaaaa??

[angxlvii]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[mourningstarboy]

Psychoanalyzing my favorite athletes but I like moto gp so the only conclusion i come to is that at least one of them is bisexual and they all need a community prescription for mood stabilizers

[sunnyshinesunshine]

Motogp is made up of loser switches and that’s why they are all like that

That’s it. Thats my thesis

[marquezian]

dovi & marc chat ahead of the press con in argentina, 2017

[karkarrrr]

racer + flower

part 1

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[hungry-hobbits]

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

[olliegracefics]

I will not explain and I refuse to apologise

[foxface-346]

I didn’t even notice until now that he’s been wearing the same outfit in slightly different shades all week.

It’s the same chain and sunglasses as well, my guy’s loyal. He found one ugly ass outfit formula and has stuck to it. Unlike the rest of the world who do unspeakable things like packing more than 3 noticeably different t-shirts for a trip.

[smittysgmail]

me when if i dont stare at the loml longingly every five seconds ill blow up

[godsworstson]

okay so what you're trying to tell me is that there are zero (0) medical kink fics for the guy nicknamed "the doctor" and the guy who's like 90% scar tissue

[markiethepup]

Okay, hear me out now..

Vale is a well known doctor, Marc is the crazy motogp rider who gets into crashes, and Vale is the one stitching him up all the time

After Marc's first championship, Vale texts him "Good job" (though their texts are rarely this normal)

Marc hurts himself in the offseason (of course he does) and texts Vale if he can tell him what to do

After Vale doesn't respond, he calls him, half drunk, cuz the injury is that he accidentally broke a bottle and it cut his hand, and one of his fingers is bleeding badly

Thankfully, Vale's clinic (? or, where he works/maybe he lives where Marc currently is, like a friend's party) is close, and Vale comes over with a special first aid

He patches Marc's hand, saying something like "you should be more careful"

(cue smut? possibly?)

[internet-crypt1d]

Sete really did suffer more than Jesus what do you even do when the other guy pulls up with a fucking voodoo doll. He's a better man than me bcs I would just give up at that point

[hittheapex]

pinnacle of motorsport

[blondiemack]

The 271 numerology of it all

17 - Will’s birthday

17/71 - the numbers Mack usually uses on his jersey

271 - their jersey numbers together (obvs)

271 - Mack’s blade length that’s printed on them

71 - number of points Will had in college which he led the NCAA with

006271 - HEX color code number for the sharks teal shade which has Will’s Boston College jersey number + 271

7/21 - the date of their summer 2026 public reunion

Basically the universe really loves these numbers for them