MarkiSepticMoo

Mayor Damien appreciation blog.

[markisepticmoo]

Oh.

[corey-beepington]

My Magnum Opus

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[automatically]

“summer is coming”

[monochromemedic]

“Are you upset because Dark pushed us into the mirror?” “No because it’s a little humid- OF COURSE IT’S BECAUSE DARK PUSHED US INTO THE MIRROR”

[therealjacksepticeye]

Honestly are you and mark still friends?

I know a lot of people have been wondering this and I haven’t mentioned anything on it. I’ve been purposefully avoiding the question. 

Mark and I had a long overdue call today and talked some stuff out. It’s the first time we had talked to each other properly since maybe PAX last year. We weren’t exactly the best of friends in that period and honestly we were never really AS close as people made out online anyway.  Nothing serious happened between us, we didn’t fight and no Septiplier didn’t tear our friendship apart. Things just kind of ended up the way they did.

I didn’t say anything on the matter because I didn’t think it was right to talk about it until Mark and I talked about it first in private. Moving on this year we’ve both agreed to try our best to get back to a good place in our friendship and not let something like this happen again. 

This is all I will say on the matter because I know how many people are desperate for information on it. Please don’t start up the rumour mills, speculating endlessly about what might have happened and please respect both of us. 

[markisepticmoo]

When the raccoon returns...

And feel nothing but the yurning to be fed...

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Horror Musical Instrument

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cut to me, playing my horror instrument at 4 am; my downstairs neighbors bang relentlessly at their ceiling with a broom stick, trying to stop me from summoning witches

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #996

(And it was an important moment in our friendship.) (Dialogue from Scrubs.)

[markipliergamegifs]

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME

i see no difference here

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one time i meant to send my qpp a hashtag millennial joke txt about my ptsd but i accidentally sent it to my manager and i died that day n never recovered its arguably the most mortifying thing ive ever done bc hes a war veteran of 26 years in the military

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mISTAKES

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one time i told him that i hadnt eaten in a couple days bc i was stressed out n he was like “yeah i know that feeling, i didnt eat for two weeks once” and i was like oh no why were you sick? and he goes “well i was in the cafeteria and a bomb flew over my head and blew up our kitchen and bathrooms and so i just didnt leave my room for a couple weeks lmao yeah it really fucked me up” AND I WAS KUST LIKE OH OK JOHN HOLY SHIT???

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i told him that i went shark diving a few years ago and evenTHEN HE WAS LIKE “oh yeah i remember scuba diving in like shark infested waters for training it was really cold” JOHN PLEASE

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hes a super chill dude tho who just wants hugs and hes always rly respectful n is asking ppl about their boundaries so he doesnt cross over any lines and like one time we were talking and i confided in him abt my mental issues n i was like “i know it probably sounds stupid to hear from me like oh haha yeah sure dave youve got ptsd ok stop being dramatic ur like three years old” but he immediately was like “anybody can have ptsd, its post-TRAUMATIC and what causes that is something BAD, you dont have to b in a war for bad things to happen to you” and i was like How Are You So Nice Thank You John Thats So Sweet WTF

10/10 guy n he laughs at my jokes when i flip out

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gonna wrap up this post set with one more quality john moment: he was frumping around the back of the store and was like “i dont understand why customers r intimidated by me? i guess im scary” n i was like

john ur not scary you are like a tiny delicate flower

AND HE JUST GETS ALL BASHFUL AND SMILES N LOOKS DOWN N GOES “aaawe, thanks,,” LIKE GAAAHHHH

i highly recommended ppl finding more johns in their lives

[fierceawakening]

John is delightful.

[allcapsyoutubers]

~markiplier

[irontube37]

I feel like this picture is really under-appreciated. 

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(x)

[cherryaire]

i think it’s gonna be a long, long time x

[peeblesprotectionpatrol]

my parents and their mickey mouse ears !!

[markisepticmoo]

Adorable

[tinybatwarrior]

Dan Avidan catching me taking pics of him with his pants down. A trilogy.