Lisanti Quarterly

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‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ Running Diary: An Unblinking Journey of Autumnal Despair «

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Derek Jeter’s Diary: The Final Season Begins

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The final season of the power rankings begins. God help us all.

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Should You See It? A Curious Consumer's Decision-Making Guide to The Desolation of Smaug -Grantland

[comedycentral]

Click here to see the rest of the superstars playing in the 2013 East/West Bowl!

Key & Peele returns Wednesday at 10:30/9:30c.

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There is nothing on earth better than these.

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Pretty Piggy

[lookitsdrakeofthrones]

drawing drake into breaking bad #7

where walt and hank and marie and skyler all confront each each

[siphotos]

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This is some kind of mind game bullshit right here. Who is that supposed to be, Bartolo Colon?

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Just get the hell out of my mind, Spotify.

UPDATE: I am now listening to "Decadence Dance."

Spotify is a chamber of beautiful horrors.

[theonion]

Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys

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I might just sit here and watch this forever.

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There is a one million percent chance I drink the shit out of this.

Iron Maiden Trooper Beer

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When does Tumblr! stop worki

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There's some pretty heavy margarine stuff in this one.

Mad Men Power Rankings, Episode 607: 'Man With a Plan' -  Grantland

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Derek Jeter's Diary: Ducks Have No Place in Baseball -Grantland

It's true: You can't have ducks out there. You have to respect the game.

[veepoe]

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