dedicated to tomfoolery

any/all

[marktheducky]

conservatives having a normal one as usual

[tearvessel]

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[queer-as-city-folk]

Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you'll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

[cocoon2010]

Do you enjoy ruining people's dreams or what

[queer-as-city-folk]

I'm part of the US government

[marktheducky]

how the fuck do I use this website again

[marktheducky]

still can't believe they made titties illegal here

[marktheducky]

are flat earthers okay

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

[marktheducky]

what is this thing in my bed

[divinesilverdingo]

Thinking of that picture of the fennec sitting like it’s people.

[divinesilverdingo]

Just chillin’

[marktheducky]

it's good to be back!!!!! babbeeey!!!!!!!!

[glutko]

[goofstep]

your girl saw me at the store selecting the hint of lime chips instead of the regular tostitos and started sucking me right there in the aisle

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

[hungwy]

trolls you. Lol

[marktheducky]

what have I done to deserve this

[savageboar]

me: can we please play something other than big iron

fnv: throws me out of the car

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[trippysiren]

Uncle Snoop is literally the most wholesome rapper I can think of.

[mr-downer]

tech nerds how do I boost my WiFi signal/connection in the most efficient and cheap manner

[ed-caernarfon]

move closer to your router

[mr-downer]