* 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕐 / cat !

marley like the dog. rose like the flower. currently making my way in new york as a musician while i rub on others for a living.

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Today had been an eventful day for the bubbly brunette, to say the least. She had nearly been mugged, who mugs a pregnant woman in the first place? That’s just plain rude, but it just so happened the person who attempted to mug her was an old friend of hers from her mugging days. She ended up talking to him as old friends would, but she soon brushed away from him as she made her way to the coffee shop her and her friends seemed to pop by so often. Plopping down on the couch, she turned her attention to her friend that was sitting there. “You’ll never believe what happened today!” She exclaimed. “I got mugged!”

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

Marley, honey, you know that I don’t just eat one very rarely. You do know I live with Kurt, right?

You’ve got a good point there. Maybe just limit yourself to like... Two?

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nycsammy‌:

Those sound like the good times.

See, you totally can’t. It’s a great offer.

They were the good times, Sammy boy.

When I pop these little nuggets out, you get wheelchair rights.

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

Anyone please let me know when the halftime show is on today? Only here for JLo and Shakira killing the stage. And potentially reliving some of the soundtrack from my tween years.

JLo and Shakira are performing? How did I not know this? I might actually have to watch the game this year.

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drfinnhuds‌:

You know what the worst part about moving is? Everything. Everything about moving sucks.

I would offer my assistance but I’m not sure I can really pick up much nowadays.

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nycsammy‌:

Why didn’t someone sue? They’re lucky 2008 wasn’t as cutthroat as people are now.

I told you, I’m game for wheeling you around if needed. I could be your bodyguard and personal Uber. You can’t beat that.

I have no idea, that’s gotta be some borderline copyright kind of stuff unless the company was in on it.

I guess I can’t pass up an offer like that.

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

It’s gonna take me at least a month to work it off, that’s now how my metabolism works.

Surely one wouldn’t hurt you that bad.

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chefhummel‌:

Who else?

I dunno. Maybe Blaine has a secret sweet tooth.

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

I hate that I have a sweet tooth and have two great bakers as friends. This is awful for my body.

It’s fine! Just as long as you work it off tomorrow.

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

That is absolutely true. Will they actually be as big as watermelons, though? I’m having insane visions.

Not as big, more like one of those baby watermelons.

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chefhummel‌:

Exactly, unlike a certain someone we know. 

Are we both hinting at Sam?

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chefhummel‌:

You have an excuse because you’re pregnant and can’t see over your feet. I will save one for you!

Fair point, but at least I know how to exhibit self-control and contain myself to just one.

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chefhummel‌:

I have baked some fresh muffins! Now, please only limit yourself to one muffin, as these are a Hummel limited edition. Also, please eat them on plates. I spent half an hour vacuuming and there was so much crumbs from someone who shall remain anonymous 

Who got crumbs everywhere? Was it me? Please don’t say it was me. But I will happily take one Hummel limited edition muffin.

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drfinnhuds‌:

Oh, I’ll gladly take those vanilla cupcakes off your hands.

You are more than welcome to take all the vanilla cupcakes you want!

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nycsammy‌:

I’m still mad about the Coca-Cola chapstick. Why make it smell so good if you can’t actually eat it?

How’re you feeling today? Everything all good in the hood of motherhood?

I don’t know! And they put it in little soda shaped bottles, so it’s just not fine.

I’m feeling great, a little sleepy and I think I’m getting to the point where I can’t walk but other than that, it’s all good in the hood.

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nycsammy‌:

Even if it says edible, don’t trust it. I’ve had some things that said edible, but after eating it, I know for a fact it wasn’t. Your secret is safe with me, Marls. 

Like the chocolate scented stuff? Or oh! The Pepsi and Coca-Cola chap stick? I used to eat that as a kid so my grandma banned it from me. Perfect.

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tinawiththegoodhair‌:

Good. I don’t know why I got lowkey stressed about it. I’m sorry in advance if I end up running around like a headless chicken when you go into labor.

Don’t worry, I plan on freaking out so the more people who freak out, the better. I mean, I’m gonna have two watermelons comin’ through my hoo ha, it’ll be scary.