love your crooked neighbor with your crooked heart

josie, 27. self-mythologized. generally unwell.

[lobotomyscars]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

[thestuffedalligator]

I'm not an expert, I know nothing about ornithology or biology or zoology or wildlife science or animal behaviours or animal intelligence, but sometimes I think about the fact that birdwatchers in Toronto observed a raven learn how to mimic crow calls, make a nest with a crow and raise a pair of crow-raven hybrids the birdwatchers referred to as cravens and I just think. That's gotta be love, baby.

[jvlianbashir]

*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[eliotbaum]

Sometimes your Curse of Strahd game is just an elaborate dating sim

[frostedpuffs]

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

[frostedpuffs]

AH, YES, THE HORRORS™

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

[nick-nonya]

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

[legogonkdroid]

everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like "super brain hemmorage" and "fill lungs with water" but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text

[iphigeniacomplex]

im just a medieval teenage girl writing sold to the round table fanfictions

[effemar]

—

Born from dark water / daughter of the rain and snow

It's burning through the bloodline / It's cutting down the family tree

—

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

literary analysis being posited as this boring grueling penance that only miserable people insist on is very dumb as an idea but its even more dumb to me, the guy who gets so excited about it that he has to clap and pound his fists against the ground and walk in circles at a dizzying speed unbeknownst to man

[maryblackwood]

shirley jackson’s we have always lived in the castle illustrated by thomas ehretsmann for centipede press

[walkingintothemoors]

girls when they see the most stressed out, anxious, pent up man riddled with grief: i need him

[jadebev]

our dnd party’s plan to enjoy the spring harvest festival was foiled by an unexpected visit by a previously imprisoned elder primordial being.

after getting caught in it’s lightning and hail storm, Eris officially made a subclass switch to Circle of Blight! complete with darkened eyes, new scars, and some trauma.

[grimeclown]

I see the way she looks at me when I parry with my longsword

[visenyaism]

this is how ppl in succession talk right

my favorite thing about succession dialogue is the ridiculous compound conjunction 8 part profanities they constantly throw out at every minor inconvenience and then when they are truly emotionally at their worst and lowest point emotionally you get these kindergarten level emotional intelligence i statements. And it gets me every time it’s so upsetting

[visenyaism]

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience