Had I As Many Souls As Stars

Aves. 23. Much gayer than anticipated. Unholy Nerd.

[redpandarascal]

[sureuncertainty]

Benedick: Ha! The prince and Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour. 

Benedick: 

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[rawshaide-deactivated20220128]

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult is a VERY different experience than reading it as a kid.

[stedebonnit]

so my roommate just sent me this 

and then said “can you imagine if every time they talked about Falling in Good Omens we just replaced it with ‘cancelled’” 

and I’ve been fucking cackling ever since

[stedebonnit]

Gabriel @hell: 

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[buddhabrand]

hanging with the boys

[corsolanite]

[rinasaurusrex]

“Hey there, let me show you how to catch a Pokemon!”

[rosery-doll]

It’s Asexual Awareness Week, so all aces enjoy advantage on Perception checks and cannot be surprised in combat

[mayasdeluca]

the cutest thing you’ll see today

[vladtheunfollower]

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now

[archerinventive]

Knight Problem #37

Finding a helmet that fits all the hair. lol

[whitepeopletwitter]

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i challenge ozai to agne kai and i’ll be bringing a 12 gauge shotgun. did you just say that’s not fair, lord puppy kicker? grand high bullies the little children? say it again, i want to record it for youtube.

[justafictionlover]

Uncle Iroh ghostwrote this

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I can’t tell if op was discovering this for the first time or woke up at 3am and suddenly remembered how terrible Ozai is.