welcome to the silence agenda

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[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[thedreamthieves]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[greelin]

we were in a literal full showing the other night and everyone in the theater was talking at normal volume or higher but once the previews were over and the movie started it was DEAD silent. for the entire movie. nearly two hours of quiet. i forgot it could be like this

[greelin]

whenever i go to see a film and everyone else in the audience is also quiet i feel like standing up during the credits and saying Okay bye everyone i love you. and meaning it

[melancholic-whimsy]

say egoisitical or selfish instead of narcissistic please 😭

[kosmogrl]

what you don’t see can’t hurt you (bank account)

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[vetchtibbles]

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[franniegore]

i literally dont care if women are evil

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[blinkeasy]

What doesn't kill you makes you Really Weird about fictional characters

[toskarin]

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[ironmaidenhead]

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time