- includes canon and non canon ships, basically any ship I could think of
PERSONAL opinions. k anyway
Malakai/Amerie — 8/10 - listen they’re great but also make me wanna rip my hair out sometimes, amerie girl you pissed me off BAD in s2 (and s1 tbh) and malakai… christ I need you wrapped in bubble wrap and kept in a secluded room so you stop getting traumatized
Cash/Darren — 7/10 - they need to learn to talk to one another in depth, other than that slay eshay being in love with eccentric non binary character
Spider/Missy — 9/10 - need more screentime, spider PLEASE don’t ruin this, missy get better friends <3
Ant/Harper — 6/10 - not my favorite but I have nothing against them, and I instantly jump to defend them to those ant/spider shippers cause yall are doing far too much trying to make harper the bad guy
Sasha/Quinni — 5/10 - okay it would be higher going off s2 alone but both seasons combined could go either way, I do believe in their redemption tho platonic or romantic tbh
Rowan/Malakai — 6/10 — cute at first but rip malakai he deserved a better first queer relationship than that shit frfr
Rowan/Amerie — 4/10 - I didn’t like them as much as I liked rowan & malakai together
Dusty/Amerie — 1/10 - only reason they’re getting a 1 is cause in old wips made them a whole angst plot point in my amerie/spider fics and it was fabulous
Dusty/Harper — 6/10 - COULD be cute if dusty wasn’t completely fucked, like they were cute to me pre the end of s1, but also fuck dusty he can go choke
Spider/Amerie — 7/10 - they were my ride or die for a hot second, still miss the brainrot I had of them, but s2 kinda gave us nothing so 💔
Spider/Ant — 4/10 - yall won’t like me for this one but I do truly think spider only ever sees ant as a best friend, ant pinning and it being unrequited? sure. them being madly in love? I just can’t see it 😭 also their fans ruined any chance they had for me liking them so
Spider/Malakai — 10/10 - yeah they barely interact but I don’t care still a 10/10 for me (is anyone surprised)
Spider/Dusty — 6/10 - same rating as harper/dusty cause I see them very similarly, they would have potential for some pre-canon shit and like secret relationships and shit that would be so much fun to mess around with but also FUCK dusty I hate his ass
Spider/Harper — 7/10 - was one of my og ships and I’ll never get over them, they hate each other in canon but that’s what makes it tasty
Quinni/Harper — 5/10 - I could totally see this but it’d have to be s2 on cause I think unmasked quinni would be such a good gf for harper & vice versa
Amerie/Harper — 5/10 - meh, not my least favorite but not my ride or die, I do have a good edit of them up tho cause they give me those good good friend-crush-repression vibes
Missy/Sasha — 3/10 - sasha cheated, missy deserves better, I do wish we got more lore for them tho
Ant/Zoe — 7/10 - hilarious give me 20 of them. ant being best friends with spider really plays this up for me, also I think ant could get zoe to chill the fuck out a bit like he does with spider but also zoe could teach ant some shit
Ant/Malakai — 4/10 - don’t get it that much but don’t hate it
Woodsy/Jojo — 10/10 - they’re canon wdym
Woodsy/Voss — 1/10 - it definitely happened but like- brother eugh yk
honorable mentions ->
Malakai/Spider/Amerie — 10/10 - do I need to explain??
Dusty/Spider/Harper — 8/10 - I could go into heavy detail but I won’t, just know they’re fucking insane and nasty and I love them
Dusty/Spider/Ant — 6/10 - this only works for smut I fear but it’s fun to write
Harper/Spider/Ant — 8/10 - oh yeah, this is one of the only ways I fuck with ant/spider and no I can’t explain it
Malakai/Spider/Missy — 9/10 - I wish I was better at writing throuples cause KNOW I’d be on that shit
Malakai/Spider/Ant — 5/10 - noooooo yall you don’t get the same effect with them all together as you would get with them split apart a bit, but also I can see the appeal so a 5
Quinni/Sasha/Harper — 7/10 - it’d be chaos and I’ve yet to decide if it’s the good kind or not
Malakai/Amerie/Spider/Harper — 10/10 - I’m the only one seeing the vision but it’s real to me so whatever
|| tags: trans female character, trans female spider, smut, nsfw, riding, toys, pet names, praise kink
|| excerpt: “Don’t care, just want you.” The fingers over Spider’s hips tighten to drag her closer at her words. It’s so Spider, perfectly rude and bitten out, that old confidence she used to carry so easily bleeding through to flow out of her lip gloss covered lips and spill directly into Malakai’s head to make his dick jump in excitement.
“Have me.” He breathes and nearly cries when Spider leans down to crash her lips into his. It’s a teeth gnashing and tongues dancing kind of kiss, rare like the rest of tonight, one of Spider’s favorite ways to kiss Malakai even if she’ll never admit it.
|| pairings: spider white/malakai mitchell, spider white & missy beckett, spider white & quinni gallagher-jones, past spider white/missy beckett, past spider white/dusty reid
|| tags: trans female character, trans fem spider white, coming out, self discovery, internalized transphobia, gender dysphoria, autistic quinni gallagher-jones, autistic spider white, sensory issues, meltdowns, hurt/comfort, eventual relationships, post season 2, canon divergence
|| excerpt: Her hair is in pigtails with a million barrettes scattered across them, like usual, she’s in a loose purple skirt that has some moons and stars printed on it in black, a short white t-shirt with a matching purple moon on the chest, all the jewelry seem to match the outfit too- from dangling star earrings to purple bracelets stacked up her arms. She looks like a walking pinterest board and Spider feels- jealous. The twist in his gut making his hands clench and unclench subconsciously, he hates this feeling. It’s not one he’s used to. Not when it comes to girls anyway, he’s been jealous over things plenty of times, but never something so delicate. It feels delicate, that’s the only way he can think to describe it. Whatever that means.
“God- sometimes I really wish I wasn’t me.” Spider buries his face into his hands with a groan, he hadn’t really meant to say that out loud but it’s too late to take it back and Missy is already reaching to gently take his wrists to guide his hands away from his face.
