Maroon's placee

Mar | 21+| arf

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[sailatina3]

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[ozempicofficial]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[spookyweaselbones]

Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

[spookyweaselbones]

Okay last one

[krowmeats]

[spookyweaselbones]

Krow has a habit stealthily of bestowing gifts on me I can never possibly hope to repay

[dirt-secret]

an ache i cannot touch

[dankxsinatra]

[pawberri]

More Artfight 🐰

[mlarayoukai]

she can jump in low resolution and high resolution

[rupurtbunny]

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[stormtide-leviathan]

I’m not saying Nahiri was “right”. But i am saying that if I had the powers of a god and one of the few people I could consider myself close to in my immortal life, a close ally if not a friend, convinced me to use my home world to trap incredibly dangerous world-eating eldritch horror monsters and I agreed on the condition that he help me if they ever escape, and then they do escape but he doesn’t respond to my call for help because he was too busy protecting his *own* homeworld and missed my call, and then when I confronted him about it he stuck me in a rock for a thousand years only to escape and found my home wrecked by the monsters. Well. I would *also* sic eldritch horrors on his world.

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[lowrespokemon]

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

[dragongirlsweetie]

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

[petrofiedpuppy]

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

[dragongirlsweetie]

im literally green