a trip down the rabbit hole

i'm tall. really tall.

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[bullletproof-love]

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

[desert-fox]

world’s chunkiest ass™️

[witchscarlet]

damn javert really went “wtf? morality exists in shades of grey? i am going to kill myself because of this information” and then he did

[witchscarlet]

all of yall reblogging this and adding super long deep replies about law and morality and character and shit like…

my original joke was that all cops should do this

[emil]

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

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[gaylor-moon]

sons crying thanks

[orgasmictipsforgirls]

me: haha ok I'll eat you out but only as a friend

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[cookieeemonster22]

[westindianjawn-deactivated20210]

Yes..

[thebootydiaries]

friend: I have no friends

me: ...

[actualnymph]

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im the girl

[gaypeopletwitter]

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[nate-tm]

i think about this too often

[thotgamer-deactivated20211030]

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?