trust me, darling dear

luke • they/them • 21 y/o

[montereybayaquarium]

Bigfin reef squid reminding you to transparen-seize the day!

Bigfin reef squid (Sepioteuthis lessoniana) are clearly awesome—especially when they relax their colorful chromatophores to let their inner beauty shine through!

Look closely and you may notice feathery gills flitting as water pumps through the squid’s body; or perhaps the shiny ink sac scintillating at its “rear” end will catch your eye. And speaking of: That little dark spot between the squid’s eyes is its parrot-like beak, used to turn prey into a chopped salad.

And that’s why you can always depend on a bigfin reef squid to help make your day—they’re always keen to see it through ;)

[galacticstingray]

@marsblum

[samatedeansbroccoli]

New tag game: use this art generator to create something and show it off.

If you can’t tell, I typed Farah Karim into mine.

Tagging @satan-incarnate-666 @echo-three-one @whimsywispsblog @straightembarrassment @flashbang-througthe-door and @major-fukkup to kick it off.

[whimsywispsblog]

Thanks for the tag @samatedeansbroccoli 💗

YA'LL I've entered my George Michael Phase again 😭💗. So, I typed "Faith" which is my favourite album.

Tagging: @sophtheunlikelybakeryfestival @brawnymactavish @justagenderfluidstuff @nikkibell1937 @xundeadqueenx and @welldonekhushi 🌸

[xundeadqueenx]

MY WAS "LOOKS DONT COUNT FOR SHIT THE THE JUNGLE" TO QOUTE FRANK WOODS AND- HDHDHDH

I tag: @quizzyisdone @softcallofdutyimagines @bumblingbee1 @mikk1n @bro0kebxrter @writer-of-various @deathrisiing and anyone else who'd like to participate

[deathrisiing-moved-deactivated2]

I’ve been making tons of stuff in there lately!! I’ve been meaning to share some of my favourite creations. Here’s one of them:

Thanks for tagging me! I’m tagging @marsblum, @erectum, and @xqueengrimmrux if you’d like to join in.

[marsblum]

[jxck-y]

[fanghaunt]

rawr!!!!! xD

[ramen-flavored]

[weaver-z]

Other slashers must be so jealous of the Candyman. Imagine going to your monthly slasher meetings in your weak little human skin mask while Daniel Robitaille strolls in with his massive fur coat and chiseled jawline purring about his victims. How lame would you feel...

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

here’s some fairy dust to everyone who is struggling with problems but trying their best to stay soft-hearted and determined ✩

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

if they wanted to, they would’ve.

[furbyhater]

WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂

[maria-ruta]

i literally couldn’t function until i drew this. i needed to get it out of my system

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[evil-science-time]

If you didn't want me to perform unethical experiments on you, maybe you shouldn't have been so good at absorbing toxic chemicals 🙄

[marsblum]

to the survivors I'm playing against, istg I'm not teabagging you when I play as pig, I keep forgetting which button it is to pick you up 😭😭

[startedraining]

You’d think more gamers would be into hummus??

[startedraining]

You’re telling me a chick peed in this 😳

[pereczke]

I worked on this instead of paying attention in class.

[scp2337]

is this anything

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[paulnewoman]

“i could fix her” shut the fuck up there's nothing wrong with evil women they're perfect the way they are