like a rat out of hell im crawling

I'll tag anything you ask me to! don't be a dick. im doome, 29, they/them. i post everything i like and nothing i don't, but expect Futurama, stim boards, comics, homestuck, and occasionally vulture culture (taxidermy) always tagged with 'tw animal death' otherwise im just messing around! if I'm trying to reference prev tags I also add the actual tag of the last person plus 'prev' to make sure it's not confusing/you don't have to look for the tag I'm referring to

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

[aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026]

yea

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[ashenmind]

[fuck-customers]

[leebrontide]

Jesus Christ

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love baby. Use baby as pillow

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again

this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is "pink". i assure you these are incorrect assumptions

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

where's the forth horseman

[piedaho]

[the-adventures-of-dave]

May I offer a second, blue Dave?

[piedaho]

[klapollo]

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[radiofreeslowzone]

good god when the roast beast hits..

[radiofreeslowzone]

cool little factoid I made this post as I was having a genuine panic attack on 600 micrograms of lsd in the middle of downtown Denver because I lost my wallet. like this was me operating at peak efficiency

[mixelation]

remember like an actual decade ago, there was a post giving advice for what to do if The Heterosexuals asked for your celebrity crush, and the advice was to just say "chris" and let them guess which chris and then just agree

and as your local ace i understand why such advice is appealing because i have been 13 and feeling a rising panic that i would answer "wrong" and bad things would happen. however as an adult i now understand that most people asking this are just asking you a question on par with asking what movies/music/whatever you like. they're not testing you, and if you give a fake answer, you're going to end up fielding follow-up questions or being sent memes or whatever, because they're trying to engage with your answers. just say a celebrity that you actually like (regardless of if you find them attractive or have a "crush"), or if you don't have one, say you don't pay attention to celebrities

anyway, i went out to drinks with people i didn't know that well, got asked that question, and said i wanted to study robert pattinson like a bug. now i get sent weird photos of him

[lelif]

on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

[kosmogrl]

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[infertilityidol]

[catchymemes]

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all